Bachpan (COMPLETED)

14

Almeer and Noor both were ready for parlor. They both sat in the car and head towards parlor.

Almeer- Noor tumhe Zohan ne bola tha ki uske sath jaana hai?
( Noor did Zohan asked you to go to the parlor with him?)

Noor- Nahi
( No)

Almeer- Fir kisne kaha?
( Then who said?)

Noor- Mama ne
( Mother-in-law)

Almeer- Shayad mama Zohan ki harkato se wakif nahi hain.
( I guess mom isn't aware of Zohan's  deeds.)

Noor- Aisa bhi kya kar dia bichara masum sa lagta hai.
( What had he done? He looks like an innocent being.)

Almeer- Baat suno yaad rakhna masum shakal wale zaruri nahi ki masum hi ho.
( Listen to me remember always that the ones with innocent faces don't have innocent minds also.)

Noor- Bataoge bhi ya lecture hi dete rahoge.
( Will you even tell me or will just give lectures.)

Almeer- Zohan jo hai meri phupo ka beta hai. Or Urooz ko janti ho na wo mere mamu ki beti hai.
( Zohan is my father's sister's son. Urooz is my mother's brother's daugter.)

Noor- Usne Urooz ko propose kia?
( Did he proposed Urooz?)

Almeer- Arey nahi tum meri baat sunne ki taklif uthaogi kya please?
( Arey no. Will you please do the favor of listening me?)

Noor- Ji ji bolo
( Yes yes speak)

Almeer- Chii yaar bolne me bhi sharam aati hai. Urooz ka 2-4 baar jaan bujh kar hath pakda hai or fir bolta galti se pakad liya mujhe laga kisi or ka hath hai.
( Eww dude I even feel embarrassed in speaking. He holded Urooz's hands 2 to 4 times knowingly and afterwards in self defense he says I thought its someone else's hands.)

Noor- Haye Allah! Sharam nahi aayi hogi usey zara bhi.
( Haye Allah! Wasn't he feeling embarrassed while doing this?)

Almeer heard Noor's "HAYE ALLAH" and became frozen. He even applied sudden brakes which let the car shake hardly and then stop its motion.

Noor- Kya kar rahe ho Almeer aaram se chalao?
( What are you doing Almeer drive slowly)

Almeer was looking at her without even giving his eyes a single blink.

Noor- Offo tumhe gadi chalane nahi aati kya. Hato driver seat se mai chalaugi gadi hehe.
( Oh my god you don't even know driving properly. Side from the driver's seat I'll drive hehe)

Almeer- Aati hai tumhe chalani?
( Do you know driving?)

Noor- Or nahi. Bas abba ke wajah se nahi chalati.
( Or what. I don't drive because of my dad.)

Almeer- Kisne sikhai?
( Who taught you driving?)

Noor- Obviously Umair bhai!

Almeer- Chalo mai utarta hu aaj tumhari driving bhi dekh lete hain.
( Okay I'm getting out. Lets see your driving also today.)

Noor- Arey pagle pehle gaadi to side lagao bich road me gate khologe accident karwana hai.
( Arey drive the car to a side. Will you open the gate in middle of the road. Wanna indulge in an accident or what?)

Almeer in mind- Yawrr ye kitni awesome hai yawrr  :-)

Almeer drove the car to a side and they both exchanged their seats.

Almeer- Pakka chala logi na?
( You'll drive for sure right?)

Noor- Han yarr trust nhi hai kya mujhpe.
( Yeah dude don't you trust me?)

Almeer- Nahi trust to hai. Par ek minute.
( No I trust you. But one minute!)

Noor- Kya
( What?)

Almeer- Tumhare pass license hai?
( Do you have a license?)

Noor- Nahi
( No)

Almeer- Fir kaise chalaogi?
( Then how you'll drive?)

Noor- Hatho se steering, gear, indicators. Pairo se clutch accelerator, break. Samjhe?
( Steering, gears and indicators from hands. Clutch, Accelerator and Break from legs. Understood?)

Almeer- Ji mohtarma chalein ab late ho rha hai.
( Yes miss. Should we go now we're getting late.)

Noor starts driving and she drives as good as Almeer. She knows the perfect way of applying brakes when in a breaker or when stopping car. She changes the gears perfectly. 

Both of them reached the parlor.

Almeer- Kitna time lagega?
( How much time will it take?)

Noor- 2-3 ghante shayad
( Maybe 2-3 hours.)

Almeer- Acha okay hojayga to call karwa dena bhejwaunga kisi ko lene. Mai jaa raha fir.
( Okay call me when you're ready. I'll send someone to pick you up. I'm going now.)

Noor- Tum kaha par ready hone jaa rahe ho?
( Where are you going to get ready?)

Almeer- Kahi nahi mera kya hai ghar pe hi coat suit pehen lunga.
( Nothing I'll wear coat suit in home and what)

Noor- Tumhe koi facials wagerah nahi karwane?
( Don't you want to do any facials etc.)

Almeer- Dulhan tum ho ya mai hu?
( You're the bride or I'm the bride?)

Noor- Ladke bhi glow ke liye karwate hai facials. Pta nhi tumhe kuch bhi.
( Boys also do facials for glow. You don't know anything.)

Almeer- Arey tum hi karo ye drame. Mujhse nahi hote.
( You do these dramas. I can't handle.)

Noor- Oh shitt!

Almeer- Kya hua
( What happened?)

Noor- Mai to dress hi lana bhul gayi meri.
( I forgot to bring my dress.)

Almeer- Arey yaar. Bhejta hu kisi ko dress leke tum jab tak karo apne chochle wo facials wcials.
( Oh man! I'll send dress via someone. Till then you go do your facials wacials whatever it is)

Noor- Suno kisi ladki ko bhi bhej dena sath mai akele bore hojaugi yaha.
( Listen send any girl also with them. I'll get bored here alone.)

Almeer- Hmm bhejta hu. Tum jao andar.
( Hmm I'll send you go.)

Almeer went towards home and entered the parlor where he saw Faisal coming from other side.

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