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(Quick note - This may not be very accurate to the actual MCU universe, but I'm trying to be as accurate as possible. Basically this is kind of like just after civil war, but they talked it out like adults instead of fighting like overgrown toddlers. They are all happy and live in the tower together. Just imagine civil war ended in like April 2023. Also the writing is bad in the beginning, but it gets better as it goes on, I promise. Also please vote if you like the story! I'll be publishing every two days! Also if you want to listen to the music I listen to while I write, just search my wattpad user on spotify.)

Ash:
JUNI
JUNIIII
JUNI HELPPPP I'VE BEEN STABBED
JUNIPER YOUR FAVOURITE SPIDER PERSON HAS BEEN STABBED
JUNIPER. ELIZABETH. MASON.
ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A FORK

***

This is Ash. Ash was an idiot and somehow got stabbed in broad daylight by some random person when she can literally knock someone unconscious without even touching them and she knows over 100 ways to kill someone with a paperclip. Yet she still got stabbed. How she got stabbed will forever be a mystery, though how an accidental wrong number will change her life forever won't be secret for long.

Obviously, she is trying to text one of her best friends, Juni, though she had to dial the number while her vision was blurring from blood loss, which caused a few... complications. Ash, being the dumbass she is, deleted Juni's number earlier that day when she had one too many energy drinks and wasn't fully aware of what she was doing.

Of course Ash accidentally put an 8 instead of a 0 (This is a wrong number fanfiction, what did you expect?) and is now texting someone who will literally change her life forever. Though whether it be for the better or the worse, we have yet to find out.

***

???:
Uhmmmmmm
I think you have the wrong number
Also are you okay

Ash:
Yeah I'm fine now
My not useless friend aka my AI helped

???:
You have an Ai too?!

Ash:
Yeah!

???:
What's it called???

Ash:
Ari!

???:
Mine's called Karen

Ash:
WE ARE FRIENDS NOW
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NO

???:
OKAY?!

Ash:
I'm naming you after your favourite Avenger or vigilante
because it's fun
Who is it

???:
Spiderman

(Ash has changed "???"'s name to "Spiderman")

Ash:
Okay now to do my name

(Ash has changed their own name to "Electrachnid")

Spiderman:
Who's Electrachnid????

Electrachnid:
OKAY
SO
SHE'S THIS SUPER COOL VIGILANTE WITH POWERS THAT ARE
LIKE SPIDERMAN'S BUT SHE ALSO HAS ELECTRICITY POWERS
SHE'S NOT SUPER WELL KNOWN BUT SHE'S THE COOLEST
VIGILANTE EVER

Spiderman:
Wow
She does sound cool
I wanna see this vigilante in action

Electrachnid:
As you should
If you wanna go look for her she patrols almost every night
I'll send you an amazing pic of what she looks like

Ash:

Spiderman:That suit looks really advancedI wonder how she made it

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Spiderman:
That suit looks really advanced
I wonder how she made it

Electrachnid:
It wasn't that hard
I mean it doesn't look that hard

Spiderman:
Electra it looks extremely hard
Have you seen the amount of tech there is

Electrachnid:
Yes, I have
I've made it all before
Not hard
Also if we're having nicknames for our nicknames then I'm
calling you Spidey

Spiderman:
As long as it means I don't have to type Electrachnid all the time

(Electrachnid has changed their own name to "Electra")

(Electra has changed "Spiderman"'s name to "Spidey")

Electra:
I need to go do something
I'll be back in a few hours
Probably
Maybe
Most likely
If I don't get stabbed
Bye!

Spidey:
Bye

Electra is offline

Spidey is offline

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