Wrong Number, Sorry! - Peter Parker x fem oc

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(Y'all wanna hear something funny? I flew off a skateboard and now I've got a massive cut on my hand! And I just had to rip a plaster off it because the plaster fucking dried onto it!)

Ash and Peter practically jumped at the chance to eat the food and they both ate far more than anyone expected, which left Thor very confused "How can such tiny mortal children eat so much food?"

Tony chuckled. "The world will never know, Thor."

When Ash and Peter were done, a good half of the food was only eaten by them. "You all are lucky that we left you with anything. That was some amazing food."

Everyone talked as the rest of them ate. They were talking about their hobbies, past missions and other strange things. They eventually came onto the topic of Ash's new ability, so she told them that she had figured out how to slightly control it.

They all begged her to show them, except Loki, who seemed as unbothered as usual, so she got up and walked into the middle of the room. She relaxed her shoulders and closed her eyes, cleared her mind and focused. After a second, she opened her eyes and her wings fluttered behind her.

The avengers watched in awe at the wings of electricity formed on Ash's back. Loki let a small smirk prick at his lips as he spoke. "She's like a small Thor, just less strong, more spidery and has wings now."

"Oh, you wanna see less strong? I'll fight Thor any day."

Tony cleared his throat. "I don't think you-"

"Shut your pie hole, Tony! I'd definitely beat Thor in a fight." Ash snapped back and her wings fluttered threateningly.

Peter chuckled as Tony shrunk back in his seat and Loki raised his eyebrows. "I highly doubt you would, mortal. Thor would crush you."

Ash crossed her arms as she spoke, "Muscle isn't everything. Agility and speed also have to be taken into account during a fight, I beat Thor in both of those factors, which gives me an advantage during a fight."

"One, since when were you a fighting nerd and two, how are you so sure?" Tony remarked, completely forgetting where she grew up.

"One, hydra forced that knowledge into my head by the age of 5 and two, I grew up in a hydra facility. I figured out how to beat each of you in a fight the moment I met each of you. Use your head, Tony. I thought you were meant to be a genius." Everyone was laughing at this point, except Tony, even Loki was laughing slightly.

Tony smirked and stood up. "You wanna go? I'd easily beat you in a fight."

"Sure. I won't use my powers because I'm nice." Ash had her fists out in front of her, ready to fight.

Tony did the same and counted down. "3... 2... 1!" He immediately threw a punch, which Ash easily caught then punched him in the shoulder. She threw herself over his head and took out his ankles from behind, catching him by the collar of his shirt.

"I think I win." She said as she set the dazed Tony back on his feet and he stumbled back to his seat.

"I wouldn't recommend fighting her."

Peter yelled from across the table. "Yeah, no shit sherlock! It didn't even take her 10 seconds to beat you!"

The group burst out laughing and Ash walked back to the table and grinned. "Anyone else wanna try?"

Everyone except Bruce, Clint, Vision, Peter, Tony and Thor offered. Tony shouted, "Alright you can fight her and call it training, but no more fights in my lounge. TAKE IT TO THE TRAINING ROOM PEOPLE!"

After everyone had shuffled to the training room, Pietro decided to go first. He started to run circles around Ash, but she just put her foot out and tripped him. He fell to the floor with a loud thud and Ash rolled him out of the way with her foot. "Next?"

Sam stepped up and started to throw quick punches left and right, he hit a few before Ash sent a kick to his side, which knocked him to the ground. Ash helped him up and he walked back to the others.

Steve was the next one to go, unlike the others, he let Ash get in the first hit. He just barely caught her fist and flipped her, but she rolled into a crouch and steadied herself immediately. She jumped up and hit a punch on Steve's chest and a kick on his shin. He threw a few punches that Ash dodged, then she ran behind him and got a kick on his back that knocked him over. He jumped up and returned to the team.

Wanda went next, immediately landing a punch on Ash's shoulder. Ash's body twisted as Wanda punched, which made it harder for her to hit her while Ash caught her arm and flipped her to the floor. Ash helped Wanda up with a smile as Natasha walked forward.

Natasha was going to be the hardest fight since Natasha had more training than her. Natasha was there until graduation, Ash got out before that. Much like Steve, she let Ash throw the first punch. Natasha immediately caught the punch and sent Ash flying back, though she steadied herself and rolled into a crouch. As she got up, she knew she had to let Natasha strike next or the same thing would happen. Natasha ran up to her and aimed a punch for Ash's side. Ash used her elbow to knock Natasha's fist out of the way and grabbed her wrist. Natasha pulled her arm back, which pulled Ash forward, and kneed Ash in the stomach. Ash flew backwards and caught herself with a flip, knocking Natasha over in the process. There was now a big mark under Natasha's chin, which Ash apologised for a lot, but Natasha didn't mind and said it was okay.

Much to Tony's dismay, Ash let Loki fight her. He let Ash hit first, then threw a few punches back. After a few seconds of this, Loki disappeared in a puff of green smoke and reappeared behind Ash, pushing her over. She fell forward but caught herself in a roll like she had many times that day. She raised an eyebrow and watched Loki as she got ready to fight again. She threw a few punches and kicks, then he disappeared again. Ash spun around and caught his fist before it could hit her, but he disappeared again. She spun back around but Loki wasn't there. She was confused until he dropped down and knocked her over. "I believe I win, mortal."

Ash smiled at him. "Do you seriously call everyone 'mortal'? It must get confusing."

"I only call mortals mortal, and it's only confusing for all the mortals I call mortal."

"I never knew it was possible to use the word mortal four times in a sentence." Ash hopped up and stretched. "Anyway, I'm going to bed, I have done far too much fighting today and I may just randomly fall asleep at any moment. Adios, bitches!"

Steve gasped dramatically, running after her. "LANGUAGE!" There was muffled talking, followed by a loud thud before Steve came back into the room, a mark forming on his cheek. "She punched me."

Everyone screeched with laughter, especially Peter. Wanda turned to Peter. "That." She pointed to the mark on Steve's face. "That is the reason you need to ask Ash to be your girlfriend."

Peter turned red and the others laughed even more. Though Peter knew they were right, he really did need to ask Ash to be his girlfriend.