Wrong Number, Sorry! - Peter Parker x fem oc

18

The Avengers smiled and ceased their talking as the two fell asleep holding each other, except Tony, who was deep in thought and ready to have a very long and awkward conversation about what was going on when they woke up.

The Avengers all eventually fell asleep, too. Natasha, leaning slightly on Bruce, who had his head leaning against Nat's, Tony, sprawled out on his seat like a starfish, Thor, who was lay on the floor because he had fallen off his seat, Pietro and Wanda, both leaning on the other twin's shoulder, Clint, in the pilot's seat with autopilot on, and Steve, leaning against the plane wall, missing his boyfriend.

The plane landed back at the tower with a bumpy landing, which woke everyone but Ash. As Tony got up to shake her awake, Peter glared at him and swatted Tony's hand away before picking her up and holding her to his chest.

They all went back into the tower, and Peter sat down on the couch and laid Ash down next to him, her head in his lap. They all went and did their own thing because if they made any sort of noise in the room, Peter would glare at them until they stopped. He even scared Natasha when he got protective of Ash.

Peter sat there for an hour, lost in thought, until a small yawn broke the silence. Ash sat up with a huff before rubbing her eyes and turning to Peter. "I assume Tony wants to have a very long and awkward conversation about what's going on?"

He sighed, "Yeah, hopefully he doesn't come in for a while." Ash leaned her forehead on his shoulder and sulked for about 5 minutes until someone entered the room.

"I see the sleeping beauty has woken up," Tony thought aloud.

Ash and Peter sighed, "Yes, Mr. Stark, I am aware Ash has woken up. Just get on with it."

Tony scoffed, "Teenagers these days, no manners at all." Peter mumbled something under his breath, which he refused to repeat, so Tony continued, "What the actual fuck is going on?"

Peter thought for a moment then answered Tony's question, "I'm going to take that as you want a run down for how we became vigilantes, so I'll go first. Parents died when I was a kid so I was left to stay with my aunt and uncle, I held my uncle in my arms as he died when I was around 13, got bitten by a radioactive spider when I was 14, decided to use the powers it gave me for good."

Ash then responded to Tony's question, "Hydra kidnapped me when I was 2, put me in experiments at 4, I escaped at 14 and used my electricity powers to be a vigilante. And... boom! Successful vigilante!" Ash informed.

Tony stared at them for a moment, processing all their trauma. "And what's with the new hair and eyes, Ash?" he puzzled.

She looked at Peter for answers, who merely put his phone in front of her, on the front camera. She made an 'o' shape with her mouth and chuckled, "So that's what that weird power surge thing did..." She turned back to Peter. "Do you think I'm even more overpowered than before?" she asked with a smirk.

Peter laughed at her comment, "Probably."

Tony turned to them both. "You two are staying in the tower and I am making myself your legal guardian."

Ash raised her eyebrows at him, "Didn't know you could make actual jokes, Tony," she deadpanned.

Tony looked her straight in the eye, "I'm serious."

"And I'm a flying fish," Ash deadpanned again.

Tony gave her a look and threw some papers in her and Peter's laps. "Just sign the papers damnit."

They both grabbed a pen and signed every single paper, leaving their wrists aching by the end. "You two," Tony announced, "are now permanent residents of Avengers tower and I am your legal guardian!"

Ash turned to face Peter once again. "That's good and all, but what are we going to do about my hair and eyes. If I wear contacts and a wig or dye my hair, everyone will still notice."

Before Peter could think of a good answer, Tony butted in, "Flaunt it and beat the shit out of anyone who makes fun of you. I'll bribe the school to not give either of you detentions for that."

"I suppose that's settled then. What's for dinner? They didn't feed me over in the facility so I'm starving!"

Peter stood up and scooped her into his arms like before and carried her to the kitchen, turning on the oven. He threw practically every bit of food in the penthouse in and made sure to get it perfect. He put it all on a plate, which Ash gladly ate through, then he scolded her for not telling him sooner, before even Tony could think of it.

She smiled and apologised before she pulled him into a hug. It looks like life is going to be perfect from now... right?