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Electra is online

Electra:
SPIDEY HELPPPPPP

Spidey is online

Spidey:
WERE YOU STABBED AGAIN
DOES ARI NOT KNOW HOW TO FIX IT

Electra:
NO BUT I FEEL WEIRD

Spidey:
What kind of weird????
There's sick weird
There's emotionally weird
And there's delusional weird

Electra:
Option 1... I think
Or possibly option 2????
Maybe option 3 too?

Spidey:
Alright gimme context

Electra:
Alright so
I met Spiderman today and he was helping me with
something
And someone asked us if we were dating
And I just got all red and blushy and my heart went all
fast and when I thought about it
I DIDN'T HATE THE IDEA OF US DATING
I DID THE OPPOSITE OF HATING IT
HE'S SO NICE
AND HE REALLY WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE
AND THE WAY HE LAUGHS IS REALLY REALLY CUTE
HELPPPP
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEEE
SPIDEY?????
SPIDEY ANSWER MEEEE

***

Peter just sat there, a blushing mess, for the better part of ten minutes. Electra was Electrachnid. Electrachnid was Electra. Electrachnid had a crush on him. He felt the same. But he wasn't going to tell her that. He decided he would try and pretend he didn't know for as long as he could.

***

Spidey:
Sorry
I faceplanted and broke my nose
Had to fix it

Electra:
OMG LOL
FOR BEING NAMED AFTER AN EXTREMELY AGILE VIGILANTE YOU
ARE CLUMSY AS FUCK

Spidey:
Not my fault my aunt leaves things on the very edge of the table, which then
end up falling onto the floor.

Electra:
USE YOUR EYES
IF YOU DON'T USE THEM I'LL GOUGE THEM OUT WITH A FORK AND ADD
THEM TO MY COLLECTION

Spidey:
OKAY OKAY JEEZ
I'LL LOOK WHERE I'M GOING NEXT TIME

Electra:
good
Now back to the main point
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME

Spidey:
You have a crush on him Electra

Electra:
Wow. Okay.
It appears we have been texting all night and I now have school
Adios

Electra is offline

Spidey is offline

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