Dioynsus: One vodka, two martinis, three bottles of red wine, four shots, five bloody marys–
Athena: What are you doing?
Dionysus: I can't sleep, so I'm counting my drinks. Counting sheep is soooo yesterday.
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Percy Jackson incorrect quotes #2
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed book 2/2 This was requested by many people. [I need help. This is my 5th incorrect quotes book 😭] Hope ye all enjoy! <3 Just a few things; ~ Solangelo ~ Percabeth ~ Jercy [romantic or not, works with either] ~ Maybe some...
