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Hestia: Apollo, I'm making a card for Zeus' birthday with messages from all the gods! Is there anything you'd like to add?

Apollo: Die already.

Hestia: Oh, Hades and Poseidon put that as well.

[Later]

Zeus: Why the fuck did they all write the same thing?

Hestia: *nervous sweating*

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