Hades: *choking*
Zeus: Quick poseidon, give him CPR!
Poseidon: What? I don't know CPR.
Zeus: How do you not know? You're the god of the sea! How do you save someone from drowning?!
Poseidon: IM USUALLY THE REASON THEY ARE DROWNING!
Hades: *sitting up* Guys...
Zeus: Time for plan B *grabs two lightning bolts* Clear!
Poseidon: . . .
Zeus: There, it worked.
Hades: *lying flat on the floor* First of all, I'm immortal. My choking wasn't that big of a problem. Second of all, you guys are FUCKING idiots.
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Percy Jackson incorrect quotes #2
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed book 2/2 This was requested by many people. [I need help. This is my 5th incorrect quotes book 😭] Hope ye all enjoy! <3 Just a few things; ~ Solangelo ~ Percabeth ~ Jercy [romantic or not, works with either] ~ Maybe some...
