Teacher: Greek gods are elegant creatures that take control of the world and–
Grover and Percy: *burst out laughing*
Teacher: Mr Underwood, Mr Jackson, is something funny?
Percy: I actually believe wrong.
Teacher: Yes? And what do you think Greek gods are?
Percy: I think they're assholes who live in the sky that always make me do their bidding whenever they mess up, which is A LOT.
Grover: I second that.
*Lighting*
Percy: CAN IT ZEUS!
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Percy Jackson incorrect quotes #2
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed book 2/2 This was requested by many people. [I need help. This is my 5th incorrect quotes book 😭] Hope ye all enjoy! <3 Just a few things; ~ Solangelo ~ Percabeth ~ Jercy [romantic or not, works with either] ~ Maybe some...
