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Zeus: You have three wishes, Perseus Jackson.

Percy: I wish I had more wishes.

Zeus: You can't wish for that.

Percy: I wish I could wish for that.

Zeus: No, that's not how it works.

Percy: I wish that was how it worked.

Zeus: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR CHILD, POSEIDON?

Poseidon: *puts on sunglasses* Deal with it.

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