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Perseus: So, you're named after me?

Percy: Umm, I guess so. Yeah.

Perseus: I assume you are also a child of Zeus?

Percy: No, no. I'm a child of Poseidon, actually.

Perseus: Well, that's surprising. I thought there would be many children of Zeus.

Percy: He has a daughter named Thalia.

Perseus: That is shocking!

Percy: Well, he made a pact a few years back to not impregnate any more mortals.

Perseus: Yet he has a daughter?

Percy: Yup.

Perseus: But doesn't that go against the pact?

Percy: Yup.

Percy: He has another kid called Jason, too.

Perseus: He went against the pact again?

Percy: No, Jason is a son of Jupiter. Not Zeus.

Perseus: ..... But Jupiter is Zeus. Doesn't that count?

Percy: Apparently not.

Perseus: .... I'm confused–

Percy: I think we all are.

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