Perseus: So, you're named after me?
Percy: Umm, I guess so. Yeah.
Perseus: I assume you are also a child of Zeus?
Percy: No, no. I'm a child of Poseidon, actually.
Perseus: Well, that's surprising. I thought there would be many children of Zeus.
Percy: He has a daughter named Thalia.
Perseus: That is shocking!
Percy: Well, he made a pact a few years back to not impregnate any more mortals.
Perseus: Yet he has a daughter?
Percy: Yup.
Perseus: But doesn't that go against the pact?
Percy: Yup.
Percy: He has another kid called Jason, too.
Perseus: He went against the pact again?
Percy: No, Jason is a son of Jupiter. Not Zeus.
Perseus: ..... But Jupiter is Zeus. Doesn't that count?
Percy: Apparently not.
Perseus: .... I'm confused–
Percy: I think we all are.
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Percy Jackson incorrect quotes #2
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed book 2/2 This was requested by many people. [I need help. This is my 5th incorrect quotes book 😭] Hope ye all enjoy! <3 Just a few things; ~ Solangelo ~ Percabeth ~ Jercy [romantic or not, works with either] ~ Maybe some...
