Hades: *wearing sunglasses, driving by in his chariot, while playing "Highway to hell.*Hades: What's up bitches?
Zeus: *totally shocked*
Poseidon: *amazed* So cool!
Hermes, Apollo and Dioynsus: *amazed* You are the cool uncle, Uncle Hades!
Hades: *smiling* Yes, I am.
Zeus: Hades?
Hades: *laughs* Damn, you are still processing, but much slower than my first computer, aren't you? I will never understand how YOU became the king of Olympus.
Zeus: WHAT?
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson incorrect quotes #2
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed book 2/2 This was requested by many people. [I need help. This is my 5th incorrect quotes book 😭] Hope ye all enjoy! <3 Just a few things; ~ Solangelo ~ Percabeth ~ Jercy [romantic or not, works with either] ~ Maybe some...