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Sally, returning with Paul from a date: Estelle didn't give you any trouble, did she?

Percy, beaming: Not at all! She asked if she could have ice cream for breakfast and I told her no.

Sally: Oh good, she's really been testing boundaries lately.

Percy, continuing obliviously: But then she told me I wasn't her favourite brother anymore, so we made a compromise. She's on her second bowl and I'm now the best brother in the whole wide world.

Sally: . . .

Paul: Seems reasonable.

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