Random KNY one shots [REQUESTS CLOSED]

Christmas scenarios!! | {Lots of ships-}

Theme: Fluff prolly? Crack shit :3

Note: If you want me to do another ship that I don't add in here, just tell me and I'll add it in and tag you when I'm done :3

These aren't related to one another btw- 

Ships: KokuZan, SaneOba, SabiGiyuu, SaneGiyuu, ShinoMitsu, UzuRen, DouKaza, GenMui, InoZen, KanaAoi, InoTan (in this order)

This ended up being a lot longer than I'd intended it to so you guys can just give me random situational requests and I'll write it since I don't feel like continuing it otherwise💀

and it's already growing more past christmas </3

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If mistletoe hung above them (w/ their knowing knowledge of what it is):

KokuZan

Muzan walked mindlessly through the halls, finding himself at his office door. Kokushibo was there, looking up at something.

"Kokushibo?" the demon lord asked, wondering what the hell he was doing here.

"Hm? Master? Hello," Kokushibo said, dipping in a respectful bow. 

"What are you doing here?"

"There was this plant over your doorway and it wouldn't come off," Kokushibo explained. "Did you put it there?"

Muzan turned his gaze up and realized there was mistletoe hanging right above the two. He turned bright red and shook his head. "No, uhm, that's..." his voice trailed off as he tried to oppress the growing warmth. 

"Huh?" 

"...mistletoe," Muzan finished quietly. "It's usually put up around Christmas time for... couples?" 

Kokushibo inclined his head in confusion. "What does it do? Spread love?" he joked, smiling slightly.

"No, well," Muzan said, stumbling over his words. "Well, people who walk or stand under it... if there's two of them, they're supposed to... kiss."

"Oh? So if two people are standing under this plant they must kiss??" Kokushibo asked, more so explaining to himself. "Wait but we're both standing under... Are we... are we supposed to-?"

Muzan shook his head rapidly, his hair fanning out around his head as he did so. "Only if you want to," he said, then realizing that sounded as if he wanted to. Which he did, but he didn't want Kokushibo to know that. 

But now he couldn't be any less conspicuous if he'd wanted to as Kokushibo's face turned a lovely shade of pink. 

"Ah," he mumbled. 

And after a moment of silence, with a hint of delicacy, Kokushibo leaned down slightly, his hair swooping more animatedly than it should be given credit for. 

Muzan cowered, more so from his own feelings erupting in perhaps all of his seven hearts than Kokushibo. "Are we going to-? Will we-?" he asked quite stupidly for it was obvious what was going to happen.

Kokushibo nodded slightly. "Only if you want to," he said quietly, mirroring Muzan's earlier words with a lot more certainty that first given.

Muzan's eyes fluttered closed in response. He did want to.

The Uppermoon closed the space between them, their lips fumbling in an awkward kiss at first but blooming quite nicely at the end.

When they parted, Muzan's cheeks were as red as his eyes and he glanced up in order to divert his attention from his demon. He noticed then that the plant was gone and he sighed. This had to be Nakime's doing, no?