NSFW Einar Headcanons

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Warnings: Smut with a robot/golem (obviously). Nothing particularly kinky, just voyeurism at the most.

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•He may not have any of the parts necessary for sex, but he still loves to watch you touch yourself or fuck yourself against a toy/toys

•He's very handsy if you let him touch you, his eyes watching you intently as he explores every square inch of your body

•He's more than happy to assist you by letting you grind on his "thigh." He'll keep his hands firmly around your waist and watch you fuck yourself against him, occassionally shifting his leg or your body to add variation

•He'll also be happy to make you cum with his own fingers, but you'll definitely have to guide him through the process the first few times because he is CLUELESS 😭

•He'll frequently save these moments with you to his runeworking so he can replay them over and over later on when he's alone

•His brand of praise and dirty talk is very unorthodox to say the least, but with enough guidance from you he'll heavily improve.

•It's not entirely one-sided, as he does feel arousal to some degree. His entire body buzzes slightly and he can't help but yearn to see more of your gorgeous body and hear more of those sweet sounds. The biggest issue is that he just doesn't have any ways to relieve the arousal, so he just has to wait it out until it goes away

•Usually with robots I'd be like "wireplay," but he doesn't even have wires, he just has runes so I'm not entirely certain what to do with that

•His aftercare is a bit stiff, but you can tell he genuinely means well with you. He's such a sweetheart that you don't even mind how awkward it comes out sometimes

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"Does having me watch you touch yourself increase your pleasure?"
"Yes."
"In that case, I am more than happy to accompany you."
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"You appear to be rapidly approaching 'orgasm.'"
"Nngh- mmhm, I- fuck-"
"Would you like me to increase my speed?"
"Please-! Fuck, Einar, please-"
"As you wish."
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"You did very well."
"Hah, thank you Einar."
"Is it time to commence the 'cuddles?'"
"If you're okay with it."
"If it makes you happy, I am okay with anything."

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