second try [sxf x child! reader]

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"Count Scruffy Head the big bad?" Franky protested, still on the stage. He was whispering/yelling to Anya and Akira who were crouching behind the velvet red curtains. "Really? Couldn't you have made me sound better? Like the-"

"Nope!" Anya crossed her arms over her chest and shook her head.

Akira looked out at the crowd of spies from behind the curtains and sighed. "You're so spoiled." They'd run around for a while in the castle before Anya had complained that it was getting boring and she wanted servants which was how Loid had called in his other agents and given his speech thingy.

"Remember!" Franky shouted to the crowd. "You must do everything to get in Loidman's way!"

A chorus of cheers and pumping fists.

"Alright, c'mon!" Franky waved and walked quickly towards Akira and his sister until he was out of view from the other spies. He lead them up a couple of staircases as the curtains closed behind them and into a cart attached to a flying balloon-ish thing. Akira gaped.

"And what exactly is that ugly thing?" Akira squinted upwards with a sigh. It was a bright pink colored zeppelin with bondman in the center along with "spywars" in bold red text under it.

Franky glared at him, "Be quiet. Get in, come on. We want to get this show started, don't we?"

"Hardly," Akira muttered.

As they got in, Loid also stepped onto a moving platform below them, raising his head to look up at the three of them.

"Alright!" Franky shouted. "Loid-er, Loidman! You must answer the quiz that Anya made and if you don't get two out of three correct, you'll have to put on the bondman costume next to you!"

Loid looked down, found the costume, and immediately looked flustered. Akira couldn't blame him because he would've been too.

"Well," Loid coughed before straightening quickly. "Alright. What's the first question?"

Franky leaned down and whispered, "Hey, Anya, what do you like about Bondman?" Then, he asked the question to Loid.

"Err," Loid hesitated, "his... um, face?"

"No!" Anya beamed, leaning over the side of the cart. "He has a pistol with a silencer!"

"What?" Loid sputtered. "How was I supposed to guess that?"

Franky grinned, "Maybe we should go a bit easy on your dad."

Akira shrugged. "Whatever."

"Second question!" Franky was hollering now. "What's Anya's favorite food!"

"Oh come on," Akira grumbled, "that's too easy."

Loid fought back a smile, "I know this one." He paused. "Peanuts!"

"Yes!" Anya grinned, jumping up and down and making the cart rock back and forth. "He's correct!"

Akira clung onto the railing, his feet slipping from under him. "Anya... please stop!"

Anya sighed and retreated to a small hop. "Fine."

"Last question!" Franky pointed down at Loid, his voice booming. "What does Anya want the most right now!?"

Akira covered his ears and slumped down to the corner of the cart. What fun he was having right now. 

Loid thought it over, studying Anya closely. "Hmm... she wants Bondman's spy gear!"

Akira grimaced.

"Anya?" Franky looked down at the pink-haired girl. 

Anya shook her head. "Actually, Anya is thirsty so she wants some water!"