Your all I ever wanted. A stevepop story 🫶🫶

Are u kidding me?

Sodas pov;
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Steve hasn't gotten in a fight in months and I'm proud.

I hate seeing him all beat up no matter how hot it is I can't stand it

I can't stand fights

So imagine my surprise when Steve stumbled to are door with a broken nose and a busted lip

And covers in... eggs?

"What the fu-"
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Steve's pov
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Things got a bit messy while at the store I was picking shit up to make a cake and some soc jumped me right there in the middle of the fucking egg section.

He punched first hitting my lip so I punched back he punched again and I grabbed a thing of eggs and smashed it over top of him.

He looked at me with fiery eyes and grabbed eggs and pelted me with them all at once I punched one more time busting his lip and he jacked me right in the nose.

We both got kicked out.

I never got the stuff for a cake.

I walk my egg soaked ass to the curtis house.

Soda is looking at me confused

"What the fu-

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Sodas pov
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"Ck " I say looking at egg covered Steve and
Can't udder a word
"I-I h-how"
"Long story."
"WHAT"
"Can I take a shower?"
"You better take one holy shit your covered eggs."
"No shit really?"

He walked in and into the bathroom

I walk in after and he's walking down the hallway

Darry is off and is sitting at the table drinking coffee and almost chokes

He has a coughing fit and manages to say

"What the fuck"

Pony is on the couch and erupts In laughter as im just standing there like 😦

Pony manages to calm down and darry is still in shock

"Where those eggs?" Darry asked confused as hell
"Yeah" I say still shocked myself
And pony Starts laughing again
"HAHHAGA HOW THE HELL DID HE GET COVERED IN EGGS?" Pony yells between laughs
"I have no clue"
"THATS THE FUNNEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN"
"Language but that's hilarious" darry says he's now laughing a bit too and I'm still standing in the walkway between the dinning room and the living room in shock

Pony gets up and calls dally- bucks house

"Can I- *holding in laughter* I speak to Dallas"

"GRAB JOHNNY YALL GOTTA GET HERE"
He says still laughing
He hangs up and about 5 minutes later they show up
"What's going on?" Johnny looks confused
"Soda you do the honors"
"Steve- Steve is covered in eggs"
Dallas and Johnny burst out laughing with pony and darry joins there laughing there asses off and I hear

"THE FUCKING EGG IS STUCK IN MY HAIRR" from the bathroom

I put my fingers on the bridge of my nose and the gang is laughing louder and dally stumbled to the phone and calls two bit and two is there in another minute and the second two here's he's practically bawling with how much he's laughing

"SODAA" Steve yells and I walk in the bathroom and Steve's in a towel and he's hair is ...
"What's going on with ur hair"
"Help me"
"Ima get you some clothes."
"Thanks"
He puts on the pants
and I wash his hair out in the sink he's bitching about how I'm being aggressive but he's being a pussy.

After about 10 minutes all the god dam egg was out of his hair

We walked out of the bathroom and I was still drying his hair

He put on his shirt and everyone was staring trying not to laugh

"You're looking egg-cellent this evening." Twobit said with a grin

"We arnt yoking" dally said

Steve just stared at them

"Well don't egg-nore us" darry pitched in

I lost it and laughed so hard

"Stop poaching all my best yolks!" Two but said almost breaking and laughing

"You're such a rotten egg!" Pony said

After a long moment of silence we all started laughing and Steve just stood there

🧍

"I don't think this is THAT funny"
"I think it's very funny you could say it's-
"No more egg puns"
"Don't be so hard boiled Steve"
"SHUT IT! STOP WITH THE EGG JOKES!!"
"We are just yoking with you"
"I swear soda"
"This is egg-cellent "
"Maybe this will shut ur trap"

He grabbed my shirt collar and kissed me

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A/n

Ik this is shorter than normal 😞

I liked writing this

The idea came from my brother that little shit cracked an egg on the bare stove when I was making Mac and cheese a bit ago 😡😡

So funny. It wasn't it smelled like ass

He's older btw. And I'm the immature one right 😡😡