Short opens with Mabel in front of several glow sticks, and an exploded television on a table with a phone and a camera glued to it.
Mabel: (Coughs) Wow! I'll definitely never be allowed to do that again! Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Home Pyrotechnics. See you next time!
Mabel's hair starts to cracks with electricity
Mabel: AAHH!
Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played.
Mabel: Today: Mabel's Guide to Fashion!
A montage of Mabel's sweaters is played while Grenda narrates.
Grenda (Narration): The sweaters! The attitude! The boys love it!
Dipper: So wait, what do you want us to do?
Grenda: (Whispering) Flip up your glasses!
Dipper: Uh, like this? (Flips the glasses)
You: (follows dipper's lead)
Dipper and you flipping your guys glasses repeats for 3 times. A voice says "OHHH YEAHH!"
Static. Cuts to Mabel on a chair.
Mabel: Guess what. It's Mabel. Everyone wants to look as amazing as me. But most people don't have time for fashion in their busy day-to-day lives. That's why I've created...
Mabel, Candy & Grenda: Flash makeovers!
A sign written "Flash Makeovers" is shown. Then cuts to Soos in the living room.
Soos: Hey guys, what are you uh—
Mabel: Y/N, Grenda, hold him down!
Grenda and you tackle Soos and Mabel puts on makeup.
Cuts to Soos dressed as David Bowie from Labyrinth, with tight pants, noble-like clothes, yellow hair and a glass ball.
Soos: These pants are so tight... I can't move!
Mabel: (Runs to the door) You can thank us later!
Soos: (Drops the ball) If you're watching this, call for help! (Soos falls down) I'm down! Soos is down!
Static. Cuts to Mabel opening the bathroom door.
Stan: I'm Stan and I was wrong, and I'm singing the...(Grenda and you tackle Grunkle Stan) AAAAAH! What's happening?!
Mabel: BEAUTY IS HAPPENING!
Stan: Aaaah! No! Girls!
Static. Cuts to Grunkle Stan with tiger makeup. Grenda shows him a hand mirror.
Stan: I'd be pretty mad at you girls, if I didn't look so fantastic!
Mabel: Success! Take it to the streets, girls! (Runs off)
You: (rubs after her)
Grenda: I'm taking your aftershave. (Runs off too)
Static. Cuts to Mabel, you, and Grenda outside.
Mabel: Okay, gals. We need a real challenge.
You: (points at next victim)
Old Man McGucket: Old Man McGucket! (Spits in a bucket) Spittin' in a bucket!
Grenda: This one is a toughie.
You nodded
Mabel: Let's try something bold.
Static. Cuts to Mabel drawing a face on Old Man McGucket's "bald" head.
Mabel: Am I good or am I good, girls?
You: uuuu human?
Grenda: Absolutely stunning!
Mabel: Now we cover up that... problem... area... (covers up McGucket's face with his beard) Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous.
Old Man McGucket: That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways! (Starts to go backwards) Da di di di da da di di dooweeoo..
Unnamed pointed nosed woman: (Screams and runs away)
Static. Cuts to Mabel and Candy putting makeup on each other.
Grenda (Narration): Join us next week when Mabel tells us what next season has in store!
You: pelp!
Cuts to Mabel with a hat. She puts another hat on the hat.
Mabel: Hat-hat!
You put shades on with another pair of shades on.
A voice says "OHHH YEAHHH!" Static.
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DERPY KIND! Gravity Falls Guide
FanfictionIt's basically the animated shorts of the guides with you in from my book "DERPY KIND!"
