DERPY KIND! Gravity Falls Guide

Y/N's Guide to ignoring

Static.

You: hello, my name is Y/N Cipher..this tape will be deleted once I show you how to ignore someone like how I do (place hand on chest)

You: so let's begin.

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You are at the counter having the camera pointed at you as Mabel and waddles who is picked up by Mabel are dancing in front of you.

You just blankly stare into space not caring as you do a slow blink each 5 minutes..

✨TIME FORWARDD✨

You are now outside as a guy your age comes to you flirting as you just ignore like usual. You guess you got so use to blocking out things to the point you had to see dipper being held back by his twin sister as the guy who was flirting at you was now scared running away.

You were so confused until you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist as a grumpy dipper looks away from you.

You sigh with a smile but look away as the camera looks at you from afar.

This is your guide to do, so you must succeed.

STATIC

You were chilling in the living room until Stan comes by and stands in front of you holding your favorite snack.

Stan: hey kid, Mabel and Dipper told me your favorite snack...so uhm..I wanted to make it for you....

You: (ignores him as you watch tv)

Stan: hm..okay if you want it or not. I'm putting this in the kitchen kiddo.. (walks away)

You: (you wait til he leaves before grabbing the hidden camera) okay guys..i don't know. Why..everyone is making this so hard to ignore...maybe they are on to me! (Eyes widen) no..they couldn't..

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The camera shows you in the woods practicing your powers as you were floating with your hands glowing a blue flame.

You threw your axe that glowed a blue flame and threw it at a tree that got split in half..

All of a sudden a voice was heard behind you.

Bill: Oh hello Sugarplum! Daddy's home! And I brought you cookies! Tortured flavor, just how you like them!

You: (ignores him as you throw your axe at him without looking)

Bill: (dodges effortlessly) ah that's no way to greet your father! YOU SHOULD AT LEAST SAY HI TO ME!

You: (turns around turning into a red triangle with six arms) SHUT UPPPPP!!

Bill laughs running away from you while teasing you

Static

You are still in the woods with an annoyed face. Looking into your human form as you fix your clothes. The background is filled with fire.

You: I wish I never had a dad...especially a demon on...

Static

Camera shows from above you running in a circle from Mabel who giggles asking if you are making a guide yet.

You ignored her at first but now she is chasing for an answer, literally.

You: (teleports up to the attic hearing Mabel groan as waddles squeals)

Mabel: (from downstairs) I will hunt you down if it's the last thing I'll do!

STATIC shows the camera being pointed at you as you float upside down reading a comic in the attic

Dipper: Y/n? (Comes upstairs to the attic seeing you upside down) did you over sleep again? (Raises brow as he grabs a ladder)

Dipper climbs the ladder to face you but you just don't make eye contact with him making him frown and kissing your cheek.

Dipper: talk to me....

Silence.....

Dipper: Y/N?

You: ....

Dipper: (sighs) fine... (gets down from ladder and walks back downstairs)

After you heard the door close you fell from floating on your head with a red face grabbing the camera as it shakes having your face close to it.

You: I'm cutting this clip! I have to tell my boyfriend I love him and show him affection now, Bye camera!

The end shows you cuddling asleep with an awake dipper who has a winning smirk pointing at the hidden camera you forgot to pick up.

It seemed he knew about the guide....
Static....