DERPY KIND! Gravity Falls Guide

Y/N's Guide to sleeping

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You: Hey guys it's ya boy/girl, [Y/N] [L/N] aka Y/N Cipher... so this is my guide to how I sleep as a demon heir...well also as a demon-human kid.. yeah!

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You were getting ready for bed as you are in your night gown/pjs, you brush your teeth facing the camera at you in the bathroom, Mabel and dipper show up behind you and smile at you and brush their teeth also.

You take the camera with you to the attic bedroom as dipper is shown to be close behind you. He hugs you from behind leaving your side as the camera hears a bed creak indicating dipper had got into the bed.

You: okay guys, this is now where it begins in my guide of sleeping as a hybrid! (Smiles excitedly) featuring my boyfriend dipper!

Dipper: (in background, flustered) Y/N! Just get in bed! And stop telling everyone I'm your boyfriend!

You: (teasing tone) aww but why not! (Laughs)

A ruffling was heard and a bed creak as the camera gets dropped by you. Feet pattering against the floor are heard as you yell.

You: Dipper stop! I'm sorry! Okay? I'll never tease you ag- HAHAHAHAHAA

Dipper: Here comes the tickle monster!!

You: NOOOO!

Mabel (from her bed): BE QUIET!

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It's late at night as the camera was facing you and dipper sleeping together as dipper has his arms around you and you just snoozing against his chest.

You then start to float making dipper wake up groggy and let you go out of shock at first as he panics silently getting out of bed hitting his toe at the bed leg and getting a ladder.

You are now at the ceiling sleeping as if everything was casual as dipper climbs up the ladder and grabbing you. He grabs you by your hand as you snore, and puts you back in bed, rubbing his eyes as he gets in bed with you.

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Dipper is sleeping on his front as you are sleeping upside down with wide yellow glowing eyes.

Dipper turns to face you as he yawns and see your sleeping form looking at him.

Dipper: AH!- (covers mouth as he rubs his hand over your face) oh..okay...just..sleeping with eyes open.. that's new.

He just pulls you  back to bed, grabbing your blindfold and and putting it on your eyes as he smiles kissing your forehead.

TIME FORWARD TO MORNING

Dipper has eyes bags as this was the seventh time you float up, he had to tie you down to the bed with rope as he closes his eye only to wake up to a rooster for the morning to start.

You and Mabel wake up refreshed except for dipper as you untie yourself.

You: morning dipper! (Kisses his cheek as he falls asleep)

You blink confused but shrug grabbing the camera to check the tape.

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You have a guilt ridden face as dipper is seen sleeping on your shoulder, his hat isn't even on his head as you sigh.

You: uuh okay so I've seen the tape..and I just gotta say. WOW. Just wow. Uuuh I'm surprised dipper can even stand sleeping with me.. maybe I could like sleep somewhere else? But dipper might not like that.. (sighs)

You adjust the camera as dipper wakes up.

Dipper: noo...don't..don't...leaveee mee... (passes out again)

You: yep he won't like that folks....good bye! (Smiles turning off camera)

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