Static.
You: (holding camera) Wendy?
Wendy: Yeah? (Puts down magazine) what's up?
You: Your mascara is running.
Wendy immediately checks to see her makeup, but sees it wasn't running as she grunts and chases you.
Wendy: Not funny Y/N!
Static.
You: Mabel?
Mabel: yeah?
You: Hey remember when you-
Mabel: No! NO! I know where this is going. Lallaallaalal! (Runs away covering her ears)
Static.
Soos: oh hey dude! Wassup with that camera and creepy grin?
You: I think I heard of your favorite show. I just want to tell you that Maria goes out with-
Soos: NOO DUDE NOOOO! (Runs away
You: Heeheh... succes...
Static.
Stan is already running from you as you chased him as he runs.
He trips as you aim the camera in his face.
You: HEY STAN! I just want to let you know, that you are now on my guide!
Stan: kid please let me leave and leave me alone....
You: never, plus you're paying for my camera equipment. I like this guide making stuff
Stan: NOOOO
Static.
Robbie: ....stop it..
The camera shows you holding a unicorn in front of Robbie as he moves away from you shaking.
You: What's wrong Robbie? Afraid of a unicorn?...
Robbie: AAAAH! (Runs away as you chase him)
You: (monster voice) COME HEREEEE (throws unicorn at him as it makes him trip and fall)
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Bill: what you want kid, are you finally gonna accept me as your father and join the dark side?
You: no. I don't wanna be a Dorito like you. I wanna be a human who doesn't get defeated by kids.
Bill: I am not a dorito! (Turns red)
You: (puts a Dorito by his head) this says otherwise..
Static.
You: okay so I didn't do an introduction so lemme do that right now. Hey guys welcome to my guide to teasing by non other, Y/N Cipher! Okay (claps hands) so I just learned that dipper's name is actually Mason....so ima just call him that to see how it goes (smirks)
Muauaahh...
You didn't hear your boyfriend behind you as he walks up behind you only hearing you laugh.
Dipper: (walks up behind you) what are you scheming y/n?
You: (jolts) nothing! (Cuts camera off)
Static.
You: (walking in with camera as dipper was reading a book about science) hey Mason.
Dipper: Hey Y/N-.....what'd you call me? (Raises brow immediately putting down book)
You: Mason.
Dipper: Who told you that? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! (Red face flushed as he gets off the bed quickly)
The camera hears you running and panting as dipper is heard yelling for you to slow down as he runs after you.
Dipper: COME HERE!
You: NEVER MASON!
Dipper: I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YO-
Static.
You: okay guys I'm hiding in the closet...hopefully he doesn't find me-
Dipper: FOUND YOU!
You: Aaah!-
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You: (being held down by dipper) Let me go! You're literally a few inches taller than me and you're heavy!
Dipper: Just say you're sorry and I'll let you go!
You: Never!
Dipper: Then perish! (Smiles with a chuckle)
You: Guess we'll never know! (Teleports making dipper fall)
Dipper: Huh?!
Static
You: hehehe! It was so fun teasing dipper today, Oops I mean 'Masonnn'
Dipper: [groans in background as he leaves the room]
You: okay okay, so ima apologize to dipper cause he doesn't want me to call him Mason (chuckles) so that's the end of this guide for now. Bye guys! Y/N out!
Static
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DERPY KIND! Gravity Falls Guide
FanfictionIt's basically the animated shorts of the guides with you in from my book "DERPY KIND!"
