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You: hello, my name is Y/N Cipher, and yes. I'm the son/daughter of the powerful dream demon, Bill cipher. My Dad (covers face groaning)
Just as you said that, the man himself shows up slowing time.
Bill: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA! HELLO MY LITTLE TRIANGLE!
You: GO AWAYY! (Transform to triangle demon form as you float in the back)
The camera shakes as booms, fire cracking, and bill's laughter are heard in the background
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You are in your human form grabbing bill by his hat as he squirms angrily.
Bill: This is not how you treat your father you twerp! (He poofs out of your hold, basically teleporting away)
You: Ugh! (Stomps ground accidentally breaking the floor and making a huge hole) Oops.. (puts hand out as it glows a blue flame fixing the floor)
You: ahem. (Clears throat) okay well since you know who my dad is...I must say I have his powers...some I don't know how to control and some how I can control. (Chuckle nervously) I just need practice. That's all.
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It's the next day as you were floating upside down, your yellow eyes and slitted pupils staring at a comic as you liked to read upside now. Bill comes through the wall.
Bill: Hello my sweet, precious, feisty, son/daughter! Why don't you try to call me dad for once?
You: (ignore him)
Bill: aw cmon! Turn the frown upside down! Like you are.
You: I rather die..than call you my father.
Bill: but you did in your intro! (Eye smile)
You threw a blue fireball at him as he dodges effortlessly with a cheeky laugh.
You: GET OUT MY ROOM BILL!
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You were now fixing the camera as Dipper used behind you reading journal 3
You: okay so I'm with my boyfriend "Mason", (snickers) say hello "Mason"
Dipper: (sighs rolling his eyes as he doesn't answer to your teasing)
You: (laughs) okay okay, I'm sorry, everyone meet dipper.
Dipper: thank you. (Waves at camera)
You: so today we will try, (pulls up hot chips) hot chips from the market I seen and online! (Smiles) Mabel told me about this thing called the one chip challenge. But I don't wanna harm me and dipper so we will do this instead.
Dipper nods in the back before his eyes widen at seeing a figure from behind and running.
You look behind to see a triangle shadow as you groan annoyed.
Bill: (laughs) Aww it's sweet to see my son in law and my (son/daughter) getting along aa usual! (snickers)
You: What you want now Bill?!
Bill: just to hang out with my child, why course not!
You: Man I can't have nothing ever since you found me again!
Bill: Too baddd! (Poofs away as dipper comes out of hiding)
Dipper: Is...is he gone..?
You: he's gone...
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The next day, you were in the woods as usual when you wanted alone time to yourself and powers. You were in your true form of being a triangle wearing a blindfold so people you know can tell the difference between you and bill.
Bill shows up again holding cookies human shaped. Bill also appeared in his human form as you were in your true form.
Bill: Hey sweetie! I just want to apologize for annoying you for these past days...
You turn around with a blank face going into human form every one knows. You float beside him and actually take a cookie.
Bill smiles at you happy for taking his cookies.
As you were going to put them in your mouth, you threw them on the ground to reveal spiders crawling out of them.
Bill: Aw dang it! (Smirks) I should've known my little triangle was smart.
You: I don't want anything from you or with you. (Scoffs)
Bill: awww but sweetie, sugarplum-
You: stop calling me that!
Static.
You: okay guys that's the end of the guide of me being a demon child to a dream demon...known as Bill Cipher.. very much I hope he burns.
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YOU ARE READING
DERPY KIND! Gravity Falls Guide
FanfictionIt's basically the animated shorts of the guides with you in from my book "DERPY KIND!"
