DERPY KIND! Gravity Falls Guide

Mabel's Guide to Art

Mabel is getting up from the ground with umbrellas, a pair of goggles, a helmet, and a pillow attached to her written "Amelia Awesomeheart." She has some feathers around her.

Mabel: And that was Mabel's Guide to Flying. (Throws down umbrellas and walks next to a bird) In conclusion, flying and falling are basically the same thing. (To the bird next to her) I am like you now, bird. (Whispering) We are now one!

Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played.

Mabel: Today: Mabel's Guide to Art!
Cuts to Waddles and you resting.

Mabel: "Mabel's Guide To" is filmed in front of an adorable studio audience.

Cuts to Mabel and you standing next to a moose statue.

Mabel: Art! It's all around us! (Cuts to a postcard of Egypt) From the big triangles of the desert, (cuts to a pen) to those pens that go like.. (Tilts the pen to make the hat part goes up) Brooop! (Tilts it back down) Brooop!

Static. Cuts to a video of an elephant painting.

Mabel: Ha ha! Even old Jumbo is getting in on the act. Don't quit your day job, Jumbo! That's... that's really bad.

Static. Cuts back to Mabel and you..

Mabel: No one knows what art means or where it comes from, but one thing is for sure: I'm great at it!

You nodded with a thumbs up

Cuts to a table. Mabel puts her picture she drew at 2 on it.

Mabel: At age 2, I was naturally gifted. (Puts another picture) At age 5, I was a master of portrait. (Puts another picture) Age 7 was a time of free exploration!

Cuts back to Mabel.

Mabel: But everything changed when I saw this amazing caricature! (Takes out a caricature of Dipper and you)

Dipper: (Takes the picture) Gimme that, gimme that.

You: woah.

Mabel: What could make it even better you ask? I give you.. (Takes out a cat-icature of Dipper and you) The "Cat-icature!"

The scene pauses and a caption written "CAT-ICATURE!" appears with a short soundtrack.

Mabel: Just compare this amazing likeness to Dipper!

Dipper: That doesn't look anything like me.

You: actually it does look like you. Very cute.

Dipper: you think I'm cut-

Mabel: (Interrupting) You're right it does look exactly like you!

The scene pauses and the caption and the soundtrack appear again.

Cuts to Mabel's cat-icatures of Dipper, Wendy, you, Waddles and Soos are on a Table. Then Mabel places Stan's cat-icature on them.

Stan: Uh, it's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat each time.

Mabel: Exactly! And I sell 'em for 10 dollars each.

Stan: You need an agent? I am now your agent.

You: what! I want to be her agen-

Static. Cuts to a cat-icature of Toby Determined. Mabel hands this picture to Toby.

Toby: It looks exactly like me! Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! (Hugs the picture) Meow meow meow!

Mabel: You're always weirder than I remember.

Static. Cuts to Stan selling the cat-icatures.

Stan: Mabel! These cat-icatures are sellin' like hot cakes!

Mabel: Cat-icatures are good. But I've moved on to the next level. Behold... (Takes out a cat which has a picture on its stomach) "Humani-cat-icatures!"

The scene pauses and a caption written "Humanicaticature!" appears with a short soundtrack. The customers who came to buy the cat-icature want to buy the humani-cat-icatures.

Stan: (Happily yelling) Somebody get this girl more cats!

Static. Cuts to Mabel surrounded by angry cats. Her clothes and hair are clawed by a cat as you float above her and float down.

Mabel: That's it for Mabel's guide to art. Where we learned sometimes you have to suffer for your art. (To the cat) Here kitty, here kitty kitty...

You: Mabel, I don't think that's a good ide-

The cat jumps and attacks Mabel in her face. Mabel falls.

Mabel: It actually kinda tickles.

You run to Mabel and grab the kitty off her and toss it like a football.

Static.