TO THE FUCKING IDIOT WHO TALKS LIKE GAMZEE.

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DEAR I AM ACE, OR WHATEVER YOUR REAL NAME FUCKING IS,

I AM NOT ALWAYS ANGRY ASSHOLE. I CAN BE HAPPY, AND I CAN ALSO BE FUCKING SAD. DO NOT MISJUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER, OR WHATEVER THE SHIT HUMANS SAY ABOUT THAT STUFF, YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF WITH A SICKLE UP YOUR WASTESHUTE.

ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, I'M NOT ALWAYS ANGRY. I HAVE SHOWN COMPASSION SEVERAL TIMES TO THE DUMBFUCKS I LIVE WITH, THEY JUST HAVE NO APPRECIATION WHATSOEVER! I DO EVERY FUCKING THING I CAN TO KEEP THOSE ASSHOLES SAFE, AND THEY GO AND IGNORE ME AND TREAT ME LIKE SOME EXTRA THAT'S NOT EVEN NEEDED IN THE END! FUCK THEM AND FUCK ME FOR CONTINUING TO BE A BASIC PALESLUT AS I TRY AND KEEP THEM ALIVE AND CONTINUE TO BE THEIR FRIEND.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE, I GUESS I HAVE WHAT ONE WOULD CALL A 'SOFT VASCULARPUMP'. EITHER WAY I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE BY JUMPING IN FRONT OF SOME DEATH BLOW TO ONE OF THESE DUMBDUMBS LIKE SOME HEROIC DUMBASS.

FUCKING HELL, THEY SEEM TO BE RUBBING OFF ON ME.

URGH, WHATEVER, ENOUGH RANTING AND SHIT, YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.

KARKAT OUT.

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