DEAR SARAH,
I GUESS MOST DISLIKED WOULD BE A TIE BETWEEN THE IDIOT I FEEL BLACK TOWARDS OR THE EVEN BIGGER IDIOT I FEEL FLUSHED TOWARDS. I SWEAR TOG GOD, OR ANY ENTITY ABOVE, I AM A FUCKING SAINT TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS SHIT.
YES I AM BEING VAGUE ON WHO THE FUCKERS ARE, BUT THAT IS BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE LATCH ONTO ANY SHIPPING SHIT LIKE NEPETA ON CATNIP. IT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, I HAVE MY LIFE YOU HAVE YOURS, IS THAT SO HARD O PROCESS YOU PATHETIC PIECES OF HOOFBEAST SHIT!?
ANYWAY.. I GUESS I'LL BE SLIGHTLY NICE AND GIVE A FEW.. HINTS ON WHO I FEEL FLUSHED AND BLACK FOR. IT IS ONLY FAIR AFTER I GAVE YOU DUMDDUMBS FULL REIGN TO ASK QUADRANT QUESTIONS.
AND SARAH, OR WHATEVER, DONT DENY THAT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED WHEN YOU ASKED WHO I 'LIKED' AND 'DISLIKED' THE MOST.
THE TROLL I HATE WITH A BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND ALTERNIAN SUNS IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER NUTTERTOOL. HE PRACTICALLY NEVER SHUTS UP, LITERALLY THE TRUTH, AND GOES ON AND ON ABOUT SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT. BEFORE YOU GO AND START THINKING I'M HATING MYSELF OR KANKRI, THINK AGAIN DUMBFUCK. THIS IDIOT IS WORSE THAN THE BOTH OF US COMBINED AND ALSO COMPLETELY UNBEARABLE TO BE AROUND. HE NEVER STOPS HITTING ON RANDOM PEOPLE, HATES HIS BODY OF ALL THINGS, AND PUTS SO MUCH SHIT ON HIS HAIR IT IS UNNATURAL.
HERE, ANOTHER OBVIOUS HINT, HE IS AN AMPORA.
AS FOR WHO I FLUSH FOR.. WELL THAT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED. I MEAN.. I KNOW MY FEELS AREN'T RETURNED, SHIT I'M TURNING INTO NEPETA OR HER FUCKED UP DANCESTOR, BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT PITYING THE NOOKTARD. HIS LISP IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND GOD I HATE THE FACT THAT HE CAN MAKE ME DO PRACTICALLY ANYTHING FOR HIM.
IT MAY BE OBVIOUS FOR YOU ABOUT HOW I FEEL NOW BUT I DON'T CARE. MAKE YOUR OPINIONS ON YOUR OWN. WHATEVER AND ALL THAT SHIT. AS TO HOW I CAME TO HATE AND FLUSH FOR THESE IDIOTS, THAT IS UP FOR YOUR FUCKED UP IMAGINATION TO THINK OF..
NO WAIT FUCK THAT, DON'T THINK UP SHIT ABOUT HOW I BEGAN TO FEEL FOR THESE IDIOTS. IT WILL BE STUPID OR CRAZY AND FILLED WITH YOUR IDEALS THAT ARE MOST LIKELY AS STUPID AS YOU ARE. HOW I BEGAN TO FEEL THIS WAY SHALL STAY SECRET, AND THAT IS THAT.
GOODBYE DUMBDUMBS,
KARKAT
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