THE FUCK?

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DEAR.. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AGAIN?

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? CALLING ME 'BRO'. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, MUCH LESS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, YOU DOUCHEMUNCHER. GIVE A MORE PRODUCTIVE COMMENT, MOST HOPEFULLY AN ACTUAL QUESTION, AND TRY NOT TO TAKE OVER MY QUESTIONNAIRE WITH USELESS BABBLE.

ALSO, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL 'DANNNNNNG'? WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS BULLSHIT?! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR COUCH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

...FUCK I DID IT AGAIN, I WAS MEAN.

WHATEVER. SORRY OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. LALONDE SAYS NOT TO TAKE MY TROUBLE OUT ON OTHERS AND I SEEMED TO HAVE DONE IT TO YOU WITHOUT THINKING. GODDAMN HABITS ARE HARD TO GET RID OF.

LOOK, I HOPE I DIDN'T UPSET YOU.. I GUESS. FUCK.. HOW DOES ONE APOLOGIZE? MAYBE I SHOULD ASK KARLAH OR SOMETHING. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SOLLUX, ANNOYING LISPING IDIOTIC FUCKER HE IS, DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO APOLOGIZE WORTH SHIT.

...I SEEM TO NOT BE ABLE TO APOLIGIZE WORTH SHIT EITHER. FUCK.. HIS STUPIDITY IS RUBBING OFF ON ME. I NEED TO EVACUATE OR SOMETHING FROM HIS PRESENCE.

OH MY GOD I'M TURNING INTO KANKRI. I'M GOING ON ABOUT STUPID SHIT AND NOT SHUTTING UP. WELL I'M DONE. FUCK YOU KANKRI, I WILL NOT BECOME YOU.

SO FUCKING DONE,

KARKAT.

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