Hamson was really really really convinced that good OL’ (ya know BECAUSES HES TOOOOOOO OLD FOR YOU CARROTS or actually he was tooooooo old for you cause ur um kinda dead) Tom Felton killed Carrots. He hugged Carrots awkwardly and said “For you my precious Carrots my favorite letter word and sound will be………………..Q….. because it reminds me of Qou and even though you…….Q…… cheated on me with every british person named Tom, Qarrots I still can forgive Qou.” and then he realized something “WHO IS PLAYING A SONG ABOUT SHAPES OF ORGANISMS????” But then the sound stopped and a shadow ran away. “Oop” The two said in unison as they looked at each other dreamily. Then Hamson started his journey to find Tom. He was thinking really hard where Tom Felton would be. Then, a hooded figure appeared. “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiishshsshhiiiiiii babbbbbbbbyyyyy” the hooded thing man said in a seductive tone. “Hey man-” Hamson started. “WHO SAID I WAS A MAN BITCH” said the figure. (The figure is Ed sssssssssssshhhhhhhh.) Hamson replied, “Oop sorry br- person who knows where the location of Tom Felton is.”( I was imagining that in an Italian accent.) “Tom is usually at the rock that looks like a skydiving kitten” said Ed. “Thanks,” said Hamson. When Hamson arrived at the unusual rock, he saw Tom Felton picking his nose with his pinky toe. Hamson Launched dried up gum at Tom impaling him in the eye and blinding him. He then Pushed Tom off the rock and Tom fell to his death. Hamson, happy with what he had done, skipped and cartwheeled away to his great grandma's 200th birthday party.
