Chapter Five: The Mass Murder

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    You see, at this point Ed had decided it was taking too long to kill off the Toms one by one, and the other Toms were becoming suspicious of where all the other Toms were going. Ed decided that the only solution to this was to kill off all of the remaining Toms at the same time. In order to pull this off, Ed would have to think strategically, and gather all the Toms in one place. ONE PLACE FILLED WITH BOOBY TRAPS! Eddy lured all the remaining Toms over to the lair for a british spot of tea. This enticed them because what British Tom doesn’t like a spot of tea? However to the Toms' horror as they arrived they were immediately hit in the face with none other than… CHICKEN QUESADILLAS!! After being put in a sort of daze by the quesadillas, Ed attacked them one by one from the back whispering as always, “it's too late, you did not run fast enough” before he roundhouse kicks and kills them all. As Ed stared out at what he had done, he had no regrets. But that was about to change. 

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