Although Ed was now happy and for once had gone a solid 4 hours without murdering someone, he became bored once again and in search of a new target. Then Ed remembered Hamson, Carrot's Ex lover. “My my!” Edward thought. “He will make the most scrumdiddlyumptious target!” Eddy Betty decided the best way to find him would be to go back on the dating app on his computer (located next to the pac-man) and track down his IP address. Eddy used his toes with his freshly cut toenails to search up Hamsons profile. Once he found it this is what he saw:
NAME: Hamson Philly Cheese Steak
AGE: 15
HEIGHT: not tall enough
LIKES: The letter Q
DISLIKES: TOM FELTON
Then Ed proceeded to use his super spy hacking skills that he inherited from his great grandpa's mothers fathers sister's 4th cousin 10 times removed to hack into the dating app which allowed him to hack into Hamsons phone. Once inside he found his IP address and was able to see his location. With that, he headed to Frost Valley where Hamson was playing football and eating dirty gum. He was wearing a tight harness and scaled down the building. He yelled “THE HARNESS IS TOO TIGHT AND MY BALLS HURT!” Ed then found Hamson and grabbed him by his blonde locks. He pulled him into the kitchen where he prepared a chicken quesadilla and shoved it into his mouth. Then he sang, but the same old song was getting old, so instead he told Hamson that he was in love with the shape of his body which inevitably confused him. He then started stroking Hamson’s leg, grabbed it and snapped it off. Then Ed remembered he left his oven on and left Hamson there to die.
