One day, Ed got sick and tired of dealing with the Toms. Although they helped him attack they were just TOO british. Ed's first British Tom victim was…Tom Riddle. Tom was not a bad looking dude you see, and our friend Ed was very jealous. Ed was always so insecure of his nose and he wanted Toms. One day as they were about to set off for little Johnny's house (to get him of course), Ed grabbed Tom by the shoulder and took him into the closet. Ed started rubbing Tom’s leg as he does with all his victims. Tom immediately saw where this was going. Ed figured this would happen so with a quick flick of his red locks he grabbed Tom by the nose, snapped it off, and roundhouse kicked him in the face. Ed had a pattern you see, and he wasn’t about to break it just because he was taking the extra step to snap his nose.
Later, Ed was heading towards his top secret lair. Where is this lair you may ask? It's past ur moms house up ur butt street and around the corner and then you're there at his secret lair, the laundromat. At the lair awaited Carrots and unfortunately Ed was there instead of her boyfriend and had been catfishing her all along!!! Then Ed had to inform her of her boyfriend, Tom Riddle's death. Carrots however, had just broken out of an asylum to meet her deceased boyfriend (Tom Riddle) at this lair. Although she was surprised to hear about his death, she didn’t think much of it and started dating Tom Felton instead. Ed would not accept this.
