After the Toms were gone our boy Ed started to regret his decision as he became lonely and his “sidekick” wasn’t of much help. (why hasn’t Ed killed him yet? We might never know.) Ed decided that the best idea would be to find true love. Who would that be you might ask? Oh well it's himself. You see Ed was a very fruity tutti man. Fruity for himself that is. So, Ed decided to marry himself.
At the wedding, there was a mirror wearing a suit and tophat. His side kick officiated the wedding and shortly after Ed decided he had enough of him so he seductively cat walked over and roundhouse kick killed him but since it was a ✨SPECIAL ✨ occasion, Ed sang “WE WERE JUST KIDS WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE” as he watched his sidekick slowly fall to the ground.
A few weeks later, Ed found out he was pregnant with a baby boy! He was so excited to have a new accomplice to assist him in his endeavors. Nine months later, Little Ed was born. Ed made sure to teach Little Ed all his special traits from a seductive catwalk, to cat fishing, to how to snap peoples legs off, among many other skills. They sure were one happy family Ed, Ed, and Little Ed.
