Neta Peleg, Fanfic writer, office worker, and video game player extraodinair.
Tragically passes away.
For like a year or two, at least.
What happens next?
BOOM! Zombie Apocalypse!
"What the hell is going on?"
Now as a Zombie, Neta, seeing as everybo...
It was a Massacre. Hours upon hours of watching all my new friends run at the Human, their heads and arms blown off from the bio-engineered plants.
Even our shields couldn't do much when the big purple mushroom arrived, its pellets piercing through our makeshift defenses.
"Brainzzzz!!!" Wait a moment! Is that who I think it is?!
A Smile starts to spread on my face as I see my old College Roommate, Chad! Running down the street in his iconic red football uniform.
"Woohoo! Yeah, Go Chad! Teach that Racist Human not to mess with us!" I cheer, hope starting to return to me at the sight of my old friend.
"GRAHHH!!!" "Brainzzz!!!" "Grah!" We all cheered for our favorite guy!
BOOOM
Only to stop in silence as we watched him step on an explosive Potato and blow up.
"Do you think he's okay?" Immorticia asked me, and I couldn't answer her as I cried at what I saw.
"She Killed Chad! That Bitch!" I pointed a cold grey finger at the tan-skinned human who was too busy laughing maniacally like the Racist Zombiephobic freak that she was!
"I think it's time to call out the big guns..." I wipe my non-existent tears from my face as I point at a nearby Zombie.
"You! Call Disco Damian! We need all the help we can get!"
And Somewhere on the other side of Neighborville, An Afro Wearing Zombie started to boogie his way towards the last two humans on Earth.
Many of you may be asking, Neta, why did it take you five months to update this fic?
Fuck you that's why.
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S-Tier Waifu of the chapter, Coco Nebulon from Awesomenauts, it's an Amazing game, too bad it's dead.
See you all in another half a year or something when I feel like updating this again lmao
Okay but the real reason I updated this is because I noticed we somehow made it to #1 in the Worlddomination tag, Which means I'm legally goated.
The people are hungry for "The Author's barely disguised fetish" I mean "Plants VS Zombies: The Author's Self Insert is an Idiot!"
