I, A Talking Zombie, Let out a relaxed sigh as I leaned back in the plastic chair that I sat on, pulling the plastic straw out of my mouth.
"Milkshakes, One of the many reasons to keep on living," I said, "People always ask 'Why do we live? How can we keep on going?' And this here is my answer," I raise the clear plastic cup to be eye level with me, watching the brown salted caramel mix with the milky vanilla, "I love Milkshakes, and I want to drink more, I can't do that if I'm dead," I smiled at my philosophical genius.
"Are you done yet? I told you to be back at the Manzion an hour ago!" I heard Zomboss shout over the nearby walkie-talkie.
"Boss, You need to relax a bit, The Human isn't going anywhere," I took another sip of my milkshake, "And besides, Immorticia looks like she's enjoying herself, and you know what they say, Happy Wife Happy Life,"
"She's not your wife! She's a random stranger you picked up in the middle of the street! I don't even think she knows what marriage is! Imbecile! Get back here so I can scold you properly!" Zomboss shouted so loud the Walkie-Talkie looked like it was jumping in anger.
"First of all, Rude, The love me and Immorticia have is pure and true, we've known each other for over twelve hours, so we obviously are madly in love, Secondly, what flavor do you want? The boys here only managed to get the place up and running a few hours ago, so we only have the basic flavors," I took another sip of my Vanilla Caramel.
"...Strawberry and Banana, and then get back here immediately! Or I'm docking your pay!" And with another yell, Dr Zomboss disconnected the call.
"I get paid?" I asked out loud, unsure if I already asked this same question previously or if I'm simply overthinking things, "Anyway, you guys heard the boss, Strawberry and Banana!"
"Grrrraaaahhhh~"
"What? What do you mean there's no Strawberry? Eh, who cares, Put Raspberry instead, he won't notice the difference anyway," I shrug as I return to sipping on my Milkshake.
"I never knew the outside world already advanced enough that the milk of a cow could come in such wonderful flavors ~" Immorticia piped up as she took a sip of a Chocolate and Pistachio Milkshake.
"Outside world? Did you grow up sheltered?" I ask my soon-to-be wedded love of my unlife.
"Oh, Yes, I grew up alone with my mother," Immorticia nodded, taking another sip from her own drink, "Outside of this town... I need to find Universe City, do you know where it is?"
"Universe City?" I repeated the name, "No, I don't think I ever heard of it, But I know the University has a huge library, there should be some maps there, and the computers probably still work, We should be able to find Universe City easily!"
"We? Are you going to help me?" Immorticia tilted her head.
"Of course I will, you're my Fiance! What kind of husband will I be if I don't assist my wife in her tasks?!"
"Oh... Thank you then," Immorticia bowed her head slightly, "I'll try and brew a potion to repay you," She said before she finished her Milkshake and stood up, "Come on, Zomboss was calling you,"
"Sure, Let me just finish here," I smiled at her, "Go ahead, I'll be back soon," I put the plastic straw in my mouth as I returned to finishing my Milkshake.
And once Immorticia was far enough away, I whispered to myself, "Brewing Potions? Is that some kind of innuendo? I didn't know she was kinky like that~" I kicked my feet in the air like an excited teenager before finally finishing my Shake, Grabbing the drink for Zomboss, and made my way back to the Z-Mansion.
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