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Luna: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a fight*
Luna: Social distancing doesn't say anything about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
Eustace: I'm a bad person, the worst... I'm a horrible person.
The Squad: ...
Eustace: No, you're not, Eustace! We still love you, Eustace!
Eustace: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Orion: I photosynthesize with this.
(Honestly, they would have been hilarious together!)
Caspian: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Edmund: To relax.
Elrik: Can I borrow five Lions?
Luna: If you're only borrowing it, does that mean you'll pay me back?
Elrik: Of course.
Luna: ...
Elrik: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Luna: So that's a no.
Reepicheep: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Eustace: I almost died.
Edmund: That... is my favorite memory.
Elrik: I write how I think.
Caspian: Odd that you write at all then.
Caspian: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
Luna: I'm the friend.
The Squad: We know.
Eustace: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Lucy: I would say infinitesimally.
Edmund: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
Reepicheep: Are you alright?
Caspian: Short answer or long answer?
Elrik: Short?
Caspian: No.
Luna: Long?
Caspian: Nooooooo.
Caspian: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Luna: Wow. They sound stupid.
Caspian: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just...uptight.
Luna: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Caspian: I guess you're right. Hey Luna, I love you.
Luna: See! Just say that!
Caspian: By Aslan's mane and Peter's beard!
Luna: If that flies over their head then, sorry Cas, but they're too dumb for you.
Caspian: Luna...
Caspian: What are y'all's favorite things to wake up to?
Edmund: Breakfast in bed!
Lucy: A letter from a friend!
Reep & Luna: The screams of our enemies!
Eustace: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Eustace: Oh, I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Edmund: Six? I only got three!
Luna: You guys got sleep?
Caspian, stumbling out of his room to grab a mug of coffee before saying: What year is it?
Eustace: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph.D.?
(You know, in Morphogenetics and Knowing-better.)
Eustace: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Caspian: Half-full, definitely.
Caspian: Half-full and constantly rising. Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
Timea: Don't worry, I'll save you, Luna.
Luna: ...
Caspian: Well, I can rest in peace then.
Reepicheep: Help! I'm drowning!
Caspian: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Reepicheep: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Eustace: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly very afraid to use it!
So, this is a little something to laugh. Thoughts? Headcanons?
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