Gardening & Gender Mishaps

2: Is that true?

   >BASIL POV<

"How does a pregnancy test work?" This is the fiftieth talk we've had.

And it's only been, like, two days.

"Do you just... like..." I made a motion of my hand going into my ass.

"No!! What?? Why would you even think that?? All you have to do is pee on it. That's all." Polly frowns in disappointment, crossing her arms.

   I blush a little, ashamed.

Damn. Well, I'm clueless.

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"Is it okay if I have no idea what's going on?" I ask shyly, while he caresses my back.

"You're good bro! I think it's kinda cute, actually." He grins, "I wish I didn't know half of this shit. It's cute to be innocent."

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I kick my feet against the bed frame, holding the stick in my hand.

   I was clearly stalling.

   "Do you need help doing it?" Asking, she cocks her head.

   "N-Nope! I'm good." I force a smile, walking up to the bathroom.

   Doing what she said exactly, I literally piss on it.

God, I feel like a fucking idiot. (RHYMING :0)

When it's done, I slowly see the line travel across the stick.

It's... negative, right?

Polly walks in, looking away hastily.

   "You have to wait at least five minutes for it to show an accurate result."

   "Oh... okay." I could feel the nausea rise in my chest.

   I set it down, us both leaving the bathroom.

   About fiveish minutes later, I go to check on it.

   A wave of relief flies over my head.

   Negative.

   Thank fucking god.

   I dash out to the living room, showing her it.

   She seems to release some tension too.

   "I'm glad, kid. Now, go hide it in the trash." She beams, squinting her eyes.

   I nod, setting it down on below of some paper plates.

   ... what is this feeling?

   Suddenly, I feel the whole world around me go dim.

   "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐞... 𝐲'𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰..."

   Huh? Who was that?

   "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚..."

   ... really? I could be? But it was-

   "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰..."

   The voice taunts me, making me sick.

   I guess my panic attack finally caught up with me, because I fumble to the ground, my eyesight spotty and blurry.

   I feel warmth around my body, like I'm being held by someone.

   My vision slowly blacks out, the only thing heard is the pounding of my heartbeat.

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"Dude! Why did you push my head down??"

I could see the terrifying guilt in his eyes.

"... I'm so sorry... I... I got a little too carried away... eheh..."

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   A/n: why omg this whole fanfic is so embarrassing pls kill me omfg