S1 E1: The Desert

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We start the series with a car driving down the road. Three "people" are in the car, a bear, a duck and a kid.

The kid is reading a magazine with a beautiful woman in a bikini while sucking a popsicle on the front cover.

"Hey, would you guys rather eat someone's ass or stick your dick in a water bottle for 10,000?"

-Kenny

"First thing you say, and I'm already livid

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"First thing you say, and I'm already livid."

-Barry

"Depends, can I get to know the water bottle?"

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"Depends, can I get to know the water bottle?"

-Oij

"I think what you see is what you get with that piece of plastic, Oij

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"I think what you see is what you get with that piece of plastic, Oij."

-Barry

"Hm.. doesn't say that you COULDN'T get to talk to the bottle."

-Kenny

"SWEET! We're about to get extra freaky.."

-Oij

"What about you Barry?"

-Kenny

"Meh, no comment."

-Barry

"Well, I'm diving in some of that ass!"

-Kenny

"Why?"

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