S1 E7: Porn

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We start the episode with Barry and Oij watching a parody of an anime.

"Why are we watching this?"

-Oij

"So we can hate on Japan."

-Barry

"I LOVE hating with my bro!"

-Oij

"Stupid Japanese people.. giving high schoolers big boobs.. that actually like- really fucking weird though, what is wrong with those people?"

-Barry

Tord, Waluigi and Simon all walk inside 

Just then, Kenny and Misfortune come inside the house.

"Hey guys!"

-Kenny

"Heya Kenneth! Hey... The Other One."

-Oij

"I'm Little Lady Misfortune!"

-Misfortune

"..."

-Oij

"...whatever."

-Misfortune

Barry looks at the DVD in Kenny's hands.

"What do you guys have?"

-Barry

"I dunno, I found it on the streets, me and her were thinking of watching it."

-Kenny

"OOH~! Mystery CD! Let's watch!"

-Oij

Kenny goes over to the Xbox and puts the DVD inside, they go over to the movie and everyone sits down.

"I wonder what-?"

-Misfortune

Just then, it cuts on to reveal a woman and man.

"Hey! That lady looks just like a midget!"

-Oij

"Think she is."

-Barry

"Woah! It's like a person, only halfway!"

-Misfortune

"Oh... oh no..."

-Kenny

"What? What's wrong Kenny?"

-Misfortune

"....heheh, just keep watching."

-Kenny

"Cmere whore.."

-The Guy

The man starts to undress the girl and-

No. I am not writing a porn scene, I am not that much of a degenerate yet.

Everyone watches as the most unwatchable, unbearable, disgusting, triecious, violent, gruesome, overly-elongated synonym word scene plays in front of them.

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