S1 E6: The Girl

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We start the episode with Kenny and Oij walking down the street.

"So I said to her- 'YOU DON'T LOVE OIJ IF YOU DON'T LOVE RAMEN!'-"

-Oij

Just then, the two see a little kitten walking out of the bottom of a garbage bin.

"DAWH~!"

-Oij and Kenny

"MEORAWHHHH~!"

-Kitten

"...okay, less cute meow, but still adorable!"

-Oij

Kenny comes over to the kitten and pets it.

"Can we keep it?"

-Kenny

"I dunno, you'll have to ask ya daddy!"

-Oij

"He's not-!"

-Kenny

Oij pulls out his phone when suddenly, it rings in his hands.

"WAH~!"

-Oij

Oij looks at the contact name, "MOTHER DEAREST 💕💕"

"Oh shoot! Work's in an hour!"

-Oij

"Huh? You've STILL got a job?"

-Kenny

"Yeah, seeing as I'm 25.. I got a job working for my Mama's business! Gotta help however I can!"

-Oij

"Oh.. well, must be nice having a good relationship with your parents.."

-Kenny

"Hey! It's fine! Say, aren't you and the boys going to that live screening of that one show?"

-Oij

"Sure.. but it won't be nearly as fun without you.."

-Kenny

Oij chuckles and hugs Kenny.

"Dude! It's gonna be fine!"

-Oij

Kenny rolls his eyes.

"Dude, this is really gay."

-Kenny

"Is it?"

-Oij

Oij's phone then violently vibrates and he sees his alarm.

"SHOOT! UH- I'll see you around little buddy! BYEEEEE~!"

-Oij

Oij then tries to fly away but faceplants his head on the pavement.

"You should stop doing that."

-Kenny

"I'M BATMAN!"

-Oij

We then transition over to Barry, Waluigi, and Simon all getting ready as Kenny walks back inside.

"Hey Kenny! You ready to see The Dee Show, Live?"

-Waluigi

"Whatever.."

-Kenny

"What's wrong kiddo?"

-Waluigi

"Probably just doesn't wanna see Dee after what happened last time! Don't you remember what happened to him last time?"

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