We start the episode with Waluigi still fuming on the couch as Simon tries to comfort him.
"Hey! Hey! Buddy! Cmon! Tord didn't mean to make us lose five thousand dollars on prostitutes and guns..! Well- he DID, but... damn, you REALLY fucked up this time Tord."
-Simon
"Oh- CMON man! I wasn't aware of the gravity of my actions! You can't hold me accountable..!"
-Tord
Tord gets on the ground begging and crying.
"PLEASE DON'T HATE ME WALUIGI!"
-Tord
"You're an idiot."
-Kenny
"Really? Who would've thought?"
-Barry
"Now how am I gonna afford that new tea set for my sweet Ann?"
-Oij
"..."
-Everyone
"Okay, we need to talk about that on a later date."
-Barry
"Hey, there's an internship at the Dee Show. I could always get you signed up."
-Simon
"SWEET!"
-Oij
"It only pays 7 dollars a week."
-Simon
"YAY! :D"
-Oij
"You are so odd."
-Simon
"Guys.. it's fine.. really.. I just.."
-Waluigi
Waluigi then holds his head down.
"Hey buddy, don't worry, we'll get through this! All we gotta do is just compromise a little, ya know?"
-Simon
"Sure.. thanks Simon.. I'm gonna take a nap.. probably keep the gun away from me for a while.."
-Waluigi
Waluigi walks away as Kenny goes outside and checks the mail, he comes back inside and looks through some of them.
"Junk. Junk. Bills. More Bills- OOH~!"
-Kenny
"Wait- bills?"
-Barry
"My brand new HANDY DANDY-!"
-Kenny
"WE'RE NOT DOING THAT PLOT-!"
-Oij
Oij pushes Kenny out of the way as he reads some of the bills and gasps.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO MATH!"
-Oij
"Is that why you dropped out?"
-Barry
Simon picks up the bills and does some simple math in his head.
"548 dollars overall. Huh. That's actually pretty-"
-Simon
"OH GOD! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
-Oij
"And it's all HIS FAULT!"
