S1 E2: Jail

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We start the episode with Oij playing the harmonica.

"Ohhh.. wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in the wataaaaaaaaa... WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IN THE WATERRRRRR!"

-Oij

Barry is in the ceil next to Oij.

"I will kill you if you DO NOT STOP!"

-Barry

"D'oh.."

-Oij

"I now hate all of you."

-Kenny

"Tch.. I've already hated you guys."

-Tord

Simon hears this and slumps down on his bed.

We see Oij putting on his make-up.

"What are you doing..?!"

-Simon

"Well, you know.. whenever we're in prison.. well.. I- you've gotta survive-!"

-Oij

"You know what? Just act like I didn't ask.."

-Simon

Simon sighs.

Oij sits down next to Simon.

"Hey bud, what's up with you..?"

-Oij

"I just.. I thought you guys were more of a family or whatever.. not just well- whatever the hell the guys are?"

-Simon

"Oh cmon man! We're a family! We're just a little dysfunctional! Like Married With Kids! REMEMBER THAT SHOW! POP CULTURE REFERNENCE!"

-Oij

"Shut the fuck up dude, referencing better shows does not make you smart."

-Barry

"Tell that to that shitty Clone High reboot.."

-Simon

Everyone groans.

"Well what do you suggest we do..?"

-Oij

"Hm.. maybe we should.. oh- I dunno, try and get everyone a little closer..?"

-Simon

"GREAT IDEA! Okay..! I'll take Barry and Kenny- you hang with Tord and Waluigi! EH! EH?"

-Oij

"Well.. okay.. I guess.. but Waluigi and Tord already seem pretty close!"

-Simon

"No- dude! This is about YOU getting closer to them!"

-Oij

"...hmph."

-Simon

Just then, the ceil door opens and everyone walks out.

[JAIL]

We then see everyone doing roll call.

"Big Quantavious The Fourth McChicken Big Black Monkey Balls?"

-Officer Queso

"ye"

-Big Quantavious The Fourth McChicken Big Black Monkey Balls

"Big Booty Clapper Triple Deluxe?"

-Officer Queso

"Hmm.."

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