S1 E3: Bacon

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We start the episode with Tord on the roof.

"This is really stupid."

-Barry

"YEAH! YOU'VE GOT THIS TORD!"

-Kenny

"Tord! Get down! You'll get hurt!"

-Waluigi

"DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP!"

-Oij

"Kenny! Get back inside!"

-Waluigi

"But I wanna see him jump! Plus, my package is coming!"

-Kenny

Just then, we see Simon pulling up to the house as he looks up at what's going on.

"Uhm.. what's this?"

-Simon

"AH! Simon! You've arrived just in time to watch me do the very first quintuple backflip off the roof of your house in recorded history!"

-Tord

"Is that even a real record?"

-Simon

"Of course! We've been trying to get into the Guinness World Record Books for a while now!"

-Oij

We then cutaway to Tord and Oij watching as Kenny falls face first on the ground and dies.

"Goddammit.. another failure..."

-Oij

"YO! KENNETH!"

-Tord

Kenny comes out of the house again.

"Sorry.."

-Kenny

We cut back to the current scene.

"But this bound to succeed! We brought puddy!"

-Oij

"That's not gonna-"

-Simon

Tord jumps off the roof and falls face first on the ground instead of the puddy.

"-taste good.."

-Simon

"AWH!"

-Kenny and Oij

"Welp, that was a waste of my time."

-Barry

"BARRY~!"

-Ayano

(I do not fuck with the creator of that shitty ass game, I just like Ayano's design

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(I do not fuck with the creator of that shitty ass game, I just like Ayano's design. That is all. Fuck that guy, genuinely.)

We see a woman come out of the car as Barry quickly runs inside the house.

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