Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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Eja stares at Desk-kun in suspicion and wonder. "Desk-kun, did you see anyone turn into aerosol cans?"
Desk-kun somehow looks at Eja strangely despite having no eyes. "A-aerosol cans???"
Eja blinks. "Yes, you know, when people turn into compressed soya sauce and wasabi? Wasn't there a class in here?"
"I... watashi just thought watashi was dreaming that me and my desk brethren were finally free of the school girls...After all, a desk can dream can't he? Oh my... Kami-sama? Kami-sama... you really have answered my prayers?! I... I AM FREE OF THE SCHOOL GIRLS!??!?!"
The group all look among us themselves. Maybe they shouldn't have hired him so soon. They stare at David accusingly who was looking kind of dumb with the finger and his thumb with the shape of an L on his forehead.
"Now watashi can join a non-anime adventure involving non-anime girls! I can finally be the main character of my own story. wE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD, WITH YOU GUYS, HAHA, YEAH!!!"
The group all look among us themselves. Maybe they should have hired him so soon. They stare at David lovingly who was looking kind of smart with the finger and his thumb with the shape of an W on his forehead.
Anyway,
The group all put their heads together and discuss wha they should do next.
"誰がみんなをエアゾール缶に変えているのですか? " flails Mother Poptart.
"BINGO!" screams Bingo from Bluey and immediately is castrated via explosion and dies.
"BINGO!" screams Desk-kun, "I remember now... through my desk eyes WATASHI saw a shadowy figure hood thing with no legs floating it looked like a hood. And as soon as it left, the girls made this noise... this noise like SPSPPSTSTHSSTSTTSPSPSPSPPSPSPSPSPSP and rapidly shrunk. Since watashi is so tall and handsome, I couldn't see what happened to their diminished and pathetic womanly selves."
Sasha flicks her tangled bad hair in realisation. "It must be the person who is aerosofying the world!"
Everyone explodes, but Will Smith says "Its rewind time" and they come back but still with a face like :0.
"You're right!" whispers Eja "It MUST be the hooded figure... we should name them for now so we are all on the same page."
At this, Goldenglue sputters out her suggestion. "Jeremy Williams."
Eja smacks her forehead. "YES. Jeremy Williams. How could I not think of this before?!"
With everyone in agreement, they depart the school for signs of Jeremy Williams.
The group talk about their plans on the courtyard of the school after arduously dragging Desk-kun through the hallways. After a while, they give up and glue Goldenglue to Desk-kun to her so she acts as his vroom vroom. I mean car.
"Desk-kun..." she moans "Why... WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING HEAVY?"
He winks with a star "It's my big heart! <3"
Everybody ignores him.
The gang(tm) go to the local train station and see a big tourist map of Japan UWU.
"Maybe if we go everywhere this map says.. we could find Jeremy Williams..." says Sasha (hair bad still)
"はい、だめです、シャーロック" sings Mother Preschool.
"Good idea!" says David. "Let's go to Fushimi Inari Taisha!"
The group then proceeds to go to Fushimi Inari Taisha but there is no Jeremy Williams. in sight.
They do that 'hand over eyes motion thing' ten times but there still no sign of the hooded figure known as Jeremy Williams. to the group.
They all shrug and proceed to the next hOT tOURIST sPOT fROM aRKNIGHTS I mean Japan UWU:
らぁ麺 家康.
The shop is empty so they steal ramen from the back kitchen and leave.
2 week later...
After 2 weeks of travelling around every single place of note in Japan, the group still have not found any signs of Jeremy Williams. They dejectedly kick the human shoulds trapped in the aerosol cans further into the drains. They take a break to eat ramen and think about what they have done.
But suddenly.. they hear a familiar tune..
"toxic... train..... toxic gossip..... Train... Toxic Gossip tRAIN.... TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN, CHUGGING DOWN THE TRACKS OF MISINFORMATION, TOX-"
They all are marvelled seeing Jacqueline's amazing train, Leancloth and Lee Arknights sitting on Jacqueline's shoulder, screeching Toxic Gossip Train as loud as his teeny weeny lungs can.
Jacqueline jumps off cooly and says, "My name is Jacqueline Houston! I'm from Houston! Don't ask how my train got across the Atlantic Ocean, that's a trade secret YEE HAW!" she tips her cowgirl hat towards Desk-kun. "Seems like we got a new gang member! BAMDABUMDAM! This desk has joined the party!"
Desk-kun looks down at her from his floating car to whom he is glued to, Goldenglue and says "Oh thank kami-sama she's not a schoolgirl"
Eja hugs her friend. "Jacqueline! We found some clues on this whole aerosol business! Look!" She brings out a drawing of Jeremy Williams. as described by Desk-kun.
Jacqueline is mortified, surprised, amazed, mortified, amazed and surprised and she cannot believe her eyes nor her eyes! She does that cartoon thing where they scrub their eyes really hard with an open mouth but she scratches too hard and she goes blind and bleeds and bleeds to death, but Will Smith says "It's rewind time!" and she's fine now.
Anyway, the group board Leancloth and begin to chant to power the train.
"Where do you think Jeremy Williams. would go next?" says Mother Pissbaby, who is finally speaking real subtitles.
Sasha is surprised, so surprised her hair becomes even worse "You can speak mom!"
Eja blushes uncontrollably at Sasha's comment as she finds it adorable. Its so cute how daughters love their mothers and how cute Sasha (even with bad hair days) is in general.
David chimes in. "I think he went to the Dominican Republic next!" Everybody agrees. It is objective and is a fact. Its only natural.
Jacqueline smiles. "Alright, now, you ready?"
Everybody nods.
"TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN! CHUGGING ALONG THE TR-"
Author's Notes
Hey StacyGaymers and JasonFuckers (bet you though I forgot about Jasons, ehe!) StacyGaymin here! The chapter's name was inspired by... drumroll please!! My aunt's death!! She died dreaming of paper mache as she was eaten by rodents, I know because she told me in the afterlife in a dream lol I was also dreaming about paper mache!?!?
Sasha (having a bad hair day): How do you curl your hair like that, Eja?
Eja, smiling: Actually Goldenglue helps me usually, but she's stuck to Desk-kun now so... maybe you could help me?
