Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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The girlies get back into the funny truck and slowly make their way back to Buckstars. It ends up taking way too fucking long because they keep stalling the truck because its manual and they are stupid.
By the time they get back, they finally see the Gang TM and the rest of 'em crawl out of a hole in the tarmac and go greet them.
"Oh my god its my lesie besties!" says Sasha (who is having a bad hair day).
hack, Miss Clean and John run up to her and give her the hugest hug in the known universe, but Sasha feels something... squirming??? She looks down and sees that John's pockets are writhing with creepy lumps and bumps and clumps like she's been impregnated by a parasitic wasp and Sasha slowly backs away (needless to say her hair gets slightly worse).
"Uhhhhh, John, what is in your... womb?" says Sasha (who is having a bad hair day).
Eja raises her eyebrow at the wiggly form of John. "In all my walking around doctor days, I've never seen this happen..."
John smiles. "Wanna see fluffies?"
"Uhhhh-"
Then, John empties her pockets and suitcase that she pulled from behind her socks and out spills a colony of fluffy circle things with their numbers being in the tens of thousands to the powers of ten to the minus three.
Everybody is frizzling because they are so fluffy and weird that its like an alien invasion.
"I forbid this!" says Mother Pfluffybunnies.
"Too bad! I just don't care."
"We already have Netflix!"
"who?"
"Meow."
Vigil sneezes very loudly, like those dads at their kid's soccer practice.
"ACHOO! (Italian)" sneezes Vigil, a THICK stream of mucus beginning to flow out of his nose. "I think I may be allergic..."
Ray Shitama the HBP tuts. "You know, if you drank some of my protein shake, you'd be allergic no longer!" he says, and hands him his new October 30th protein shake.
"Wow! Buorngiourno and gracias!" says vigil and he sips Ray SHitama's protein shake.
"yeah yeah, bon voyage and grassy ass or whatever, ciao." says Ray Shitama.
Vigil immediately coughs harder and his pizzas shrivel up. the mozzarella is drying and his eyes bulge. "Ughhh,,,This hunt has dragged on for too long... Ma DAI! CHI MORIRA QUI OGGI! CHEMO, I NEED CHEMO, OH MAMMA MIA! THIS IS .. THIS... THIS DIGNITY .. WHERE IS YOUR DIGINITY TO SERVE THIS TO SOMEONE?"
"Wow, man, you're kinda weak! You know, if you just went on a run every now and again your heart would just like, win!"
