Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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-th a HUGE bumbling sex.
"Hi Hillary, my name is Ray Shitama!" says Ray Shitama.
"I already know you NUTSACK, KILL YOURSELF." says Hillary, bored.
Macaroni takes a sip of his whisky, a twinkle in his eye. "Let's do this!Hillary, my dearest friend, you simply cannot be throwing shade and sass around like that. It's not befitting of such a fabulous person as yourself." He does a little twirl, spilling his whisky a bit "So, on her behalf, I offer this extra-animated apology, sprinkled with emojis and a dash of whimsy. 🥃✨🙏🤣" says Macaroni and everyone is more annoyed. They put their hands back on their weapons.
Hillary does an interperative dance that looks like a caterpillar rolling to apologise instead of Macaroni. Everyone is so confused they drop their weapons (Mother Pamskillu's katana dropped to the ground, slashes through the earth and enters the magma). Hillary whips out a grey ukulele and places it upon her bony little back and uses Macaroni as the fingerpick.
"Hey guys, im sorry, im sorry, ill never forget, every moment, im not a hater, just a loser, I hate you ray shitamaaa, oooo, but I don't, because im apologising, I love you! Muhammad! I love you mama, may Allah bless you! don't sneeze."
Macaroni. "Oh, Hillary. Really now? Using me as a fingerpick for a ukulele? *Sighs dramatically* Well, I suppose I should be flattered that you find my pasta-ness so useful. But really, dear, couldn't you have found a more fitting fingerpick? Maybe something a bit more... solid? Or at least something without all this cheesy charisma? 😉🧀🎸"
Hillary tries to shove him in this bag too! All of a sudden, the magma rushes out of the ground and destroys Vigil expensive laminated floor, but worse, and Mother Penisnothave gets her katana back.
"This bitch-baby is so fireproof! Could you get a better weapon? I bet you CAN'T pathetic BITCHES!"
":(" says Sasha (having a bad hair day).
As Vigil tries to use his tears to put out the fire, a ticking noise can be heard... and distantly... k pop?
"Hey, any of you fuffybunnies hear that?" says John.
"let me see if my laptop can detect anything with elemental sight..."
Eja, the resident volcanouniest expert hums and has as she approaches the 9000kelvin spurting fountain of magma. "That's CRAZY!"
"So crazy." says Sasha (having a CRAZY HAIR DAY).
"Woah, this is crazy!" says a voice from someone with orange hair from the magma.
The door bursts open and EYYYYYhab points to the glowing rocks and says "The fault lies with YOU Ishmael!" and walks into the lava and they assumedly both die.
Desk-kun is desperately trying to reach Oak end table senpai buy he can't move. She is slowly being engulfed by the sparks and flames and all Desk-kun can do watch in horror. He screamsu at Lee Arknights to put out the fire but Lee Arknights is too busy crying with Vigil to help put out the fire. Penance cries a single tear.
