Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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Hark! With Oxford gone, they had no more leads on the interestingly mysterious and strange case of the people turned aerosol can phenomonon. But... they do!??!??!?! EJA!??!?!
Eja, with a smirk on her face and 17 gallons on blue paint on her hands, approached the group of MISFITS and smirked smililiy at them. "I don't fuckin'know. why are you looking at me? dipshits."
MEANWHILE
lee and Lee ark nights were acquiring sustenance since their Mother (Mother Pensilvania) had abndonended them for 3 hours and they were starving, like, you could see lee's and Lee Arknights' abs fade away they were so hungry.
'Gosh", said lee, "I'm so starving! like, starving-core! sO hungry and starving!"
Lee Arknights replies, "Well, my sophisticated brother, lee, who hails from the same womb as myself, we have to acquire sustenance and energy ourselves today! This is what the real world is like. Have you ever heard of it?" (BURN)
lee sniffs. "Yeah, you right broski"
All of a sudden, out of the blue, surprisingly, shockingly, sensationally, Lee Arknights saw his brother take his last uncompressed breath as he got smaller and smaller and smaller, until he, too, realised that he was getting smaller too!!! In one last ditch effort to speak he burst out with-
And now, Mother Pipiadinkalillyinnit? had only one.... child.... left...
MEANWHILE
Sasha (having a bad hear day) and Mother PleaseletmehaveAAKAAKNIGHTS and Eja and her sheep were trying to get food from the local grocery store. As they entered from the main door, all their eyes could feast upon was lot's of deodorant bottles on the ground???
"What?" says Sasha, having the WORST hair day, "Where is the goddamn hair spray?!"
"Look over there!" the sheep points on of its mangled and misshapen hoofs towards the egg isle that has a small air vent. "They're gathering!"
Alas, they were gathering. The bottles of deodorant rolled desperately towards the air vent like sentient yet enslaved beings, clinking against the grate with all the strength of a 90g bottle.
As Eja gathered all the non-perishable food as she was realising this was a SURVIVAL situation, Mother Pamskillet gathered all the chhheeeeese because she had a portable cheeeeeeese cellar. And Sasha, who was having a bad hair day panicked because the sheep were trying to comfort her.
The group gather their supplies, food, water, vitamins, hair spray, clothes, gift cards, toothbrushes, amazing-hip-nike-shoes, genshin impact merchandise etcetc, and weed, etcetc. Since they were in Edinburgh, they also needed haggis and fried Mars Bars. Anyway, they got their shit and Eja mentioned that she "have a friend that is a survival specialist and has a train so maybe, we could, like, hop on the train and we can survive this stuff?".
"Good ide- OMFG FOR FUCKS SAKE I FORGOT ABOUT MY KIDS!" says Mother Pother calmly.
They all made a ":0" face and rushed towards Mother Plipoopy's house to get lee and Lee Arknights.
They opened the door, but it was quiet.. too quiet.. they slunk around the house for any signs of life. Until they heard a noise coming from the cellar.
As they opened the door they see a chibi-wittle-cutie-rat-sized Lee Arknights sobbing and clutching onto an aerosol can of front-door baggage.
"Omg Lee Arknights! My baby-UWU WHAT HAPPENED?!" screamed Mother PkaksaslsksdlaPppPPppp like a squeaky donkey.
(imagine small voice tiny owo voice like a small anime child) "Mother... mother, lee.... lee!!! he's gone.. but.. he's here? I don't know what happened to him, I was right here and then he, he, he PSPSPPSPSPSPSPSPSSPPSPSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFF and I couldn't do anything to stop it! I WAAHHHH and then I , I I couldn't reach the top shelf.. And I was shrinking and I, then, I was trying to stop him from rolling up and down into the toilet but I just my hands are so SMALL and TINY and CUTE and so I had to body him with my whole SMALL and TINY and CUTE body to stop him and I think I touched his crotch? I didn't't want to because NO HOMO but I couldn't tell because he's like this now and he's gone gone gone! and now we'll never be able to like and uh and uh and and and uh eat ibuprofen again and al he's be able to do is PSSSSSSSSSSFSFSFSFSFSFFFSFFSFSFS!!! WAHHHHHHH"
Sasha, having a worse hair day in correlation with her hair compared to her now crippled brothers Lee Arknights and lee, comforts him and picks him up and puts him in her pocket to calm down. They give the aerosol can to the sheep who consumes it whole (but not digestion) and they run to the train station.
They arrive just as Eja's friend's train arrives. She hops off rustically. 'Howdy pard'ner! I heard you need a ride? *wink*"
Author's Notes
Hello Stacy Gaymers StacyGaymin here! Hope you enjoyed this new section of my story!! This title was just so inspirational like I couldn't have named it anything else, that's why it has literally no correlation to the story LOL ehe XD
Lee Arknights: OMGOMGOMG WAHH *sobbing*
Sasha (having a bad hair bad bad bad hair day day): *slowly slides him into her pocket*
