BOOM SHAKA LAKA. and duo lingo was gone.
"Phew," said Eja, "that was an ordeal and a half!"
Then suddently-
ANYWAY
The gang tm were on Jacqueline's train, chug a lug lugging along with their alcoholic drinks in hand.
Suddenly, the train stops. Leancloth has ran into a HUGE washing machine!
"That is SO not it..." says Sasha (who is having a radish hair day). "Sigh, Bee-mans about to buzz this bitch away."
Unfortunately,y the giant washing' machine! explodes and everyone finds themselves in aNOTHER random ass city. But NOT in PeriodBloodLand. This time, theyre in Germany, the land of schnitzel, schnitzel and schnitzel and cars. (Auto MOBNILE).
"NO!" cries out Jacqueline, "My friend, my buddy, my pal, LEANCLOTH!!!! He's DIED!"
"Oh my god!" says Eja the walking around medic. "Let me see him! maybe I can use my [[powwuhs]]?"
"No... its too late.. he's finally succumbed."
"To what? a fucking explosion?" says Mother Pan.
"No... of his stage 5 breast cancer."
Anyway, now that the gang are stuck in Germanius, they have to find a way back to Backstairs before they lose all will to defeat the aerisofication and Jeremy Williams.
They work for 75 years, all together, in hard labour camps. The work is back breaking, sweat rolling, schnitzel earning. If the gang didnt buy so much schnitzel, they would've been able to stop working 74 years ago. But alas, it wasn't to be.
Finally, they could purchase a zero square meters house, made up of nothing, because it has no area.
Miss Clean opens the door to their new temporary home, and takes a great lungful of air, know, in that 'MMMMMMMM fresh air boys!" kinda way. But she realised the air is too fresh and she violently coughs up butterflies.
hack wback pats her back sympathetically as they realise they didnt buy a house, but just a door.
"FUCK, this is ZERO square meters! How could I have NOT seen this coming?!?!?" screams Miss Clean, utterly at her wits end after working in the mines.
John Musician pipes up. "Care for a calming tune my lady?"
"FUCK. OFF."
John Musician kills herself with a schrunchie she found in the gutter because its the right thing to do, but Sasha (having a frazzled hair day) brings WILLIAN smother to undo it.
Desk-kun falls out of the sky after his long 30 minutes shift in the land of RainbowDogsDogsEmoRainbowGodGodGodisFEARRainbowRainbowRainbowDogs.
"HAAAH, watashi is truly burnt out from doing all that work. watashi think watashi deserves a rest."
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