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OH NO, THEY WERE MADE TO BE MINE(Rs) (NOT minors)
The mines were quite, and quite quite, and uhh yeah. Deeskk
everybıody knew that you shoulnt mine at night but.... we knew that the GangTm coulnt keep their eyes from that cave UwU, and they were feelin kind abrave tee bee ehch, the didint wanna go to bed, do not!! mine!! at night!! jesus fucking christ.. anyway
"UGHH!! Im starting to resonate with frozen miners at this point oh my gooood" says Mother Pills(epic)
"Omg mother ikr!! like im dyingggg! over herrrreeeweeeeeeeeeeee! Yass!" says Salsa (having the day.... the day that was fated in the bible.... the bad hair day.)
"Can you please stop trying to impersonate childeren from TikTok??" replies Mother Palşksdaasukıoııı
"Yas bitch periodddd" replies back Sasha (Bad Hair Day)
The GangTM were stuck in this mine for SOOOO long now. After the incident at Limbus Incorporated, Gloryhole had made them mine... at night no less!! They were mining for diamonds and like they werent even at Y Level 11 like wth.
Hillary sighed once again "Macaroni.... why did u have to like that fucking clock he was fucking ugly anywaa-"
Sudeently, one day the Door had flunged open and came from it Gloryhole, she wanted to come and suck them or whatever idkkk
"OKAY MINERS! Time for treat hour!! Sand, from the Egypiptchain Desert!!"
Everyone had been been disolving in this state for about 3 weeks now. The GangTM was suffering without the singing support of Robin and the lesbianness of Miss Clean and hack wback. While Vigil cried to bed every night on the rock Penance was just doing what Gloryhole told her to, cuz she was a pussy follower. Macaroni was still so dissapointed in the events of Limbus Inc... he just coulnt get over it! So Gloryhole gave Hillary the daily task of slapping him or smth, Macaroni went through alot... leave him alone! (trauma, relate please) Hillary other then slapping pasta men was doing good enough i guess! She was already used to hard labor as she was a engeneer in Purgatory! (totally not made up) From the Limbus Inc the only survivers were, Rhombus and Skin Care... Skin Care just cried and cried or smth idk, he was missing his boyfriend DanTDMian and Rhombus was just slashing through them rocks scatterin them ayassss queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
WHILE THE MEANNESS, ANOTHER STORY WAS BREWING!!!
hack wback and John had been getting bored and bored and bored and bored, the GangTM were missing for so long now!! Everyone was so worried, even Hatsune Miku who was having her12897287218th concert on Berlin was putting up missing persons reports. Sad.....
So Miss Cleanus had the idea to take her gf and her third wheel to the coffee shop, since buckstars were strving cuz Vigil was MIA.
"Alright!! *bang bang emoji* we are gonan go get coffee and everything nice from SunDollars, okay? We need to get out moods up! And find our besties okay?? oky?? am i being heard??? *interrobang emoji*" said Missus Clean, she was conserned but had the AUDACIDY to try to be happy with our gang being MIA.
