Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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They talk and shit until they end up at Slovakia, where Hatsune Miku from Crypton is doing her 29342759348t475th tour.
"FINALLY!" says Desk-kun after arriving in Slovakia after 74 hours of travel in Leancloth. "Watashi may hate school girls, with a searing passion of 2378946923 suns, but BOY, I mean, ONII SAN, do I LOVE HATSUNE MIKU from CRYPTON voiced by Sakiko Fujita!!"
"Wow! I love HATSUNE MIKU from Crypton voiced by Sakiko Fujita who is the most popular vocaloid to exist!" says Jacqueline, Houstenly.
The gang all nod in amusement.
"Hey!," says Mother Popipo, "I heard that Hatsune Miku from Crypton voiced Sakiko Fujita who is the most popular vocaloid to exist and is canonically 16 years old is having her 29342759348t476th tour in Slovakia!"
"No, I heard it's her 29342759348t477th tour?"
"No, you fucking dumbasses, we don't include her tour during 1945 in Nazi occupied Germany, so its ACTUALLY her 29342759348t475th tour." says Desk-kun conspiratorially.
The gang hop off of Leancloth and stand on the train platform (minding the gap between the train and the platform) and look around using elemental sight. In the distance, they see a blue light... flashing? Getting closer?
"Alright sisters (and Desk-kun and David and Lee Arknights and trainselves)!", says Sasha (whose having a bad hair day by getting a bit more confident) "should we approach that blue light or run because it seems too holy for me."
Right then, the Blue Archive-esk lights come out of the girls' bathroom along with... HATSUNE MIKU (from Crypton voiced by Sakiko Fujita and is the most popular vocaloid to exist and is canonically 16 years old and has hair that's blue not green) bursts out with the lights and is fending them off? because the lights are.. the COPS?!?!??
"Oh my kami-sama!" squeals Desk-kun, "They're attacking her with holy water! Those are the Four Horsemen of the Police School of Jesus (Church of England Version)."
"RUUNNN!!!!" says everyone.
"Everyone in this group of mIiiIIiIiisSsSsfFfiiiIttTsSs! YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR VEHICULAR manslaughter. Especially YOU JACQUELINE! THIS HAS BEEN YOUR SEVENTH ARREST, ITS TIME FOR YOUR NUN TRAINING!!"
"OH HELL NAW-"
"DID YOU SAY 'HELL'?"
"OH HELL NAW I WANNA LIVE MY LESBIAN DREAMS FOR MY PRIDE!" screams Jaqueline calmly.
Everyone scatter in different directions, except Mother PolicePicadilly who hides in the disabled bathroom even through she doesn't have a permit. eventually, after scuttling around like ants the rest of the group run simultaneously into Horsemen, including Hatsune Miku from Crypton who is voiced by Sakiko Fujita who is the most popular vocaloid to exist and is canonically 16 years old and is having her 29342759348t476th tour in Slovakia and has hair that is blue not green and has more than 1 official art!
