C.H.E.R.U.B.S part 1

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It's been 3 weeks since Y/n has visited Lucillia in her castle and turned the queen of hell from a hater to a lover.

Since Y/n has shown such generosity, similar to Lilith when they first met, Lucillia fell madly in love with him.

(Flashback)

We open on Y/n passing a window wondering where a mysterious music was coming from only to look out and see.....

Lucillia:

Y/n looked at her with a shocked, then deadpanned face as he watches over Lucillia, still playing the boombox

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Y/n looked at her with a shocked, then deadpanned face as he watches over Lucillia, still playing the boombox.

Y/n: If we have cops in hell, can someone call them.....

(Flashback end)

Anyway......

We open on  a city within the clouds, a golden gate right in front of it, protecting the magestic place from any would be intruders.

This was heaven.

A small baby-like angel with red overalls flies to the screen and starts talking to the audience, yes to you. Hello there, fuck nut.

Anyway, this is Cletus the Cherubim. He along his friends, Keenie and Collin are pitching their rip off of I.M.P known as C.H.E.R.U.B

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

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Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The three fuck wads start to sing their jingle which was so obviously ripped off from I.M.P's jingle

As they continued on it showed various people dying in grusome ways before being saved by the cherubim. Why they weren't able to save them from IMP is beyond me.

Suddenly the TV, the Imp's and Y/n were watching was suddenly destroyed by Blitza who had shot the TV with her gun. All the while Y/n merely sat down while Texting Vaggie flirtatious things

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