After getting revenge on a mob boss for killing his girlfriend, Y/n was sent to hell. There he meets a group of Hazbins who try to get sinners into heaven. Y/n applied hoping that he can reunite with his love......
But he's about to realize how...
We open on Y/n and the IMP gang as they drove along the road in Blitza's van. All the while Blitza had a radio that was less than delightful.
Blitza: I love this ! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Y/n , looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Mixxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Blitza: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
Y/n: I sat through 72 hour torture sessions much painless than this.
Blitza: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
They drive into an old crowded parking lot when suddenly pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitza: Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitza slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop causing Y/n to slam his face into the window. Blitza turns off the radio and glares at the drivers in the pink car. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Y/n: Ow.....
Blitza: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
She pulls out a megaphone and yells into it as loudly as she can. This already causes Y/n's already bad head damage to worsen.
Blitza: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitza lowers the megaphone and looks on,shocked.
Blitza: Oh, shit! Verosika!
Y/n looked to see a succubus demon with a white fur coat, with equally white hair. She had X and O written on the part that held her breasts.
(Just imagine her wearing the shit she wore in episode 3.)
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She popped her bubble gum before speaking.
Verosika: Blitz-a.
Blitza: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
The Imp falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up, Y/n deadpans at her.
Blitza: ...three rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitza: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says "Hi".
